I can't really compete with stories back up there but I've done speed, ecstacy, pot, amyls, coke (at least I think it was coke) and these things we used to call "bulbs" in high school which are the cannisters of gas you screw into whipped cream dispensers to pressurise them. 5 of those little fuckers and a deep breath will drop you.
First time I did speed it was right before this massive Christmas party at one of the tv networks here in Sydney and these camera guys I was with were cool and showed me how to do it properly and made a special point of telling me not to drink too much booze because nobody ever tells you that you can drink and drink and drink and not feel it cause your brain is tearing along at breakneck speeds but your body doesn't keep pace. I promptly forgot the warning after the 3rd line and started knocking back anything I could get my hands on (I remember some weird pink drinks). Around 11pm I had to bail out cause I was a fucking mess so I went home, tried to sleep, didn't work, eventually passed out and woke up sprawled on my lounge room floor with the worst fucking hangover of my life.
So for everyone thinking about trying crank: stick to water!
