Big Lou wrote:
I'm 29 years old and I find NO chance at procreating.
I think its perfectly healthy to have something in your life like that. As long as you're not a loser who spends all day on the internet talking about it and all of their wages on merchandise.
Its not THAT important that you have to try to convince everyone that your opinions (however informed or educated they may be) are the correct ones. Starwars flicks have NEVER been critically acclaimed. Millions still love 'em though.
Ease up man.
sheep defense technique #3, Large Louis. It's as stale a mantra even now, the 10,000th time it's been used, with double line-spacing...Speaking of which!
Congratulations! You win a "Lava Reflection Vader" figurine! Cue confetti!
This is your typical pre-release environment. Giddy, hopeful fans! Grousing, cynical naysayers. Let's not be naive and pretend this doesn't happen
every time. We all get starry eyed about the possibilities and the perfect trailers, the romantic whiffs of a return to Star Wars at it's best! (Yes, it was a critical darling despite revisionist claims to the contrary. Let's not bullcrap one another. It's on AFI's top 100, Ebert.)
Needless to say, you can see by my nerdtastic references that I'm
into the new movies. Get a kick out of them. But I'm definitely not chest-thumping patriotic about them. Like some other incredibly entertaining movies that I really, really enjoy ... they're flawed. As expectations have risen (Lord Vader stylee) for this film the pendulum has DEFINITELY swung over to "this is going to be THE ONE! Better than the last two!" Even non-SW fan friends of mine are psyched.
I'll be the first to concede that my feelings were way off if this movie doesn't suffer from all the ills that have recently come to light. Poor pacing, soggy dialogue, unbelievable plot points, wooden acting, flatuous comedic moments that undercut the "dark, serious" vibe, that overly plastic CGI, under-developed new characters who seem to exist only for merchandising purposes. It's all there.
I'll watch it. We'll do the ritual watching of the other movies in the upcoming weeks. I'll be in line at the Sony Metreon seeing this bad boy in full digital with some ILM employee friends of mine and I'll be wearing a shirt that says "I've got a bad feeling about this" to antagonize them. They'll threaten me with their Master Replicas. It's all good fun!
But ... I'm just saying, and Dr Bass, Fat Lou and IG-69 and the rest of the mc chris Jedi Council crew aren't gonna like this ... I'm getting the feeling this one could be the biggest ball-drop of the bunch. Bigger than your impending respective puberties, you three! By the by, when you bristle over a few reasonable, less-than-thrilled comments and respond like gibbering zealots ... it definitely encourages me to poke you right back in the doughy stomach.
Before the movie:
Count Afro: I've been looking forward to this ... movie.
Whinykins Fanguy: The quality of this movie is double what we saw before, Count!
Count Afro: Gooood. Twice the hope that this one won't be a let-down, double the disappointment!
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After the movie:
Distraught Fan With Unrealistic Expectations: You were supposed to be THE ONE...!
George Lucas: I hate youuuuu....!