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Darth_Critter
PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:54 pm Post subject: Malkie asked me to marry him.
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From: malkieD2
Date Sent: 3/15 4:39pm
Date Read: 3/16 8:11pm
Subject: Welcome back.
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I'm happy that you will be back tommorow. I want you to know that there is a zero tolerance policy in effect for you. It was decided by majority that any infraction from you and you are to be banned, this time for no less than 6 months. I want you to know I am watching you and if I see you are spaming my forum or trolling any of the threads there I will ban you on site with no warning. This is your warning, take it as such. That means none of your innuendo crap either. I'm smarter than you think. So are the rest of us. We've played your games long enough, it's time for you to play ours. It's an adult forum. Grow up. See you around.
Does he come off aggressive in tone with me or am I seeing somthing that isn't there>? Very Happy
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DarthSmelly
What a fucking asshole.
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Viper
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Milk-Hands
Someone should tell Philip Wise and Josh Griffin that despite mandating the JC a family friendly forum, the eminent Malcolm has designated it an adult forum. And what Malkie says, goes.
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jollydwarf
I'd worry that he's suggesting that sooner or/than later, he's going to see something that isn't there.
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Darth_Critter
Ya Tracy and them can discuss Yoda wearing a condom in their awesome club thread, but I can't use slight innuendos.
They will get rid of me very soon me thinks.
*Yawn*
"play their game'
What? Pin the dick in the asshole?
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Joey Deacon
Meh - I think we'll all be banned pretty soon. Sapes has lost his nut. I don't really care - I'm too spoiled already and I won't miss the JCC. The only thing I half-care about is going to see RotS with a bunch of nerds - but I can just lurk at my fanforce & join them on the day.
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jollydwarf
I'm waiting for the inevitable Tracy-n-Jeff sex show in the JCCJ. That'll be for "educational and entertainment-only purposes", of course.
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FORCEFED
if it's a goddamn "adult forum" then who are they protecting from the innuendo? tard.
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Darth_Critter
I dunno, if only that poor cancer kid had Malkie around, Michael Jackson wouldn't have molested him..... Malkie would have. Laughing
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Rumbold
Be flowery. Kill them with kindness. Agree with every poster, even those presenting diametrically opposed viewpoints in the same thread. Be helpful to new posters. Compliment mods every time you see a mod action.
"Good edit, MalkieD2. You're doing a good job. Thanks!"
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Malintzin
and if I see you are spaming my forum
Haha, "my forum"
LOSER Laughing
and you mispelled SPAMMING as well Cool
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Milk-Hands
Quote:
Agree with every poster, even those presenting diametrically opposed viewpoints in the same thread.
Laughing Wait for any thread mocking/supporting gays and God and start agreeing when all of the partisans start chirping.
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Robe and Wizards Cat
Mulletts Pussy
It's an adult forum.
Really? Then I can post nudes of Bettie Page!
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crackvader
Wow! He came off like a fucking nerd in that message.
That's pathetic, really.
Why does he take this shit so seriously anyway? It's a fucking message board for Christ's sake...
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Walken
His forum eh? As of next week, I will have to pwn his forum.
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ApolloSmileGirl
Let's hear it for our fearless manager, cause he's not afraid to show his true colors via PM.....
From: malkieD2
Date Sent: 3/15 4:39pm
Date Read: 3/16 8:11pm
Subject: Welcome back.
Body:
I'm happy that you will be back tommorow. I want you to know that there is a zero tolerance policy in effect for you. It was decided by majority that any infraction from you and you are to be banned, this time for no less than 6 months. I want you to know I am watching you and if I see you are spaming my forum or trolling any of the threads there I will ban you on site with no warning. This is your warning, take it as such. That means none of your innuendo crap either. I'm smarter than you think. So are the rest of us. We've played your games long enough, it's time for you to play ours. It's an adult forum. Grow up. See you around.
It's funny that he says it's an "adult forum" and he makes completely juvenile threats via PM. I guess he forgot that flaming, and harassing via PM are against the TOS as well.
PS........LOL at "We've played your games long enough, it's time for you to play ours."
An adult forum? I thought it was a forum for children 13 and above. Surely it was an adult forum, no one here would take Star Wars seriously, I mean c'mon.
OMG, there is finally a Scottish Bond baddy!!!!!
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Surgent
Laughing Laughing Laughing
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dudeski
http://boards.theforce.net/Your_Jedi_Co ... /p59/?1757
The plot thickens....
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DarthSmelly
Malktard has pulled that bullshit before with me. He sends shit and then denies it.
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crackvader
So Raven says that PM was never sent...I don't trust him.
Can we get a second opinion from another mod?
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DarthSmelly
They will all cover for each other when it comes to something like this I would presume.
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crackvader
Couldn't we get Amos or Bob to investigate this matter?
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DarthSmelly
We could, but I don't think it matters. If they are denying it ever happened then they probably got rid of the evidence??? Raven could have just deleted the PM??? I have no clue if that is possible or not.
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ApolloSmileGirl
crackvader wrote:
So Raven says that PM was never sent...I don't trust him.
Can we get a second opinion from another mod?
It was real enough for them to ban me.
Only Admins can check PMs, so unless Sapes has given up his "You are all E-terrorists" opinion, it ain't gonna happen.
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Sentient Turd
Fecal Baron
Not surprising at all. Cronyism was pretty common at Tammany Hall too. Wink
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crackvader
You got banned???
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ApolloSmileGirl
Yeah
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DarthSmelly
I don't doubt Critter for a second has Malktard has IM'ed and PM'ed me shit and then denied it after the fact. They are just fucking with us.
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ApolloSmileGirl
I like how they say it never happened, but banned me anyways. I haven't gotten a response to my unban request yet, but I bet it's for at least two weeks. Maybe longer.
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DarthSmelly
ApolloSmileGirl wrote:
I like how they say it never happened, but banned me anyways. I haven't gotten a response to my unban request yet, but I bet it's for at least two weeks. Maybe longer.
Let me show you the ways of the Force. Why wait to get unbanned when in the meantime you can get.........even!!! Twisted Evil
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crackvader
That really sucks, Juli. What a bunch of idiots.
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Malintzin
Mad Scientist
Why don't you guys save screencaps as proof of those PM's? If an admin deleted them you'll still have screencaps to show...
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Robe and Wizards Cat
Mulletts Pussy
Juli you posted that and got banned? What PM is being talked about?
And why is it everytime malkie posts he sounds like an knowitall asshole?
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Joey Deacon
tubman
Malintzin wrote:
Why don't you guys save screencaps as proof of those PM's? If an admin deleted them you'll still have screencaps to show...
Thing is, I could easily fabricate something like that with the gimp or photoshop. I don't know how snowboards work in terms of being able to delete PMs, but it would probably require database access. Something I'd imagine only admins have.
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Milk-Hands
Malkie went on and on earlier during the Sape debacle to me about presenting screencaps as proof of his offsite assholery, and then when I hinted that I actually had them, he quickly turned his tune to saying that his offsite antics don't matter. We're not going to nail him on this one.
Couldn't we take this to Kimball, though? He's the most authoritarian admin there is, but he also strikes me as being the most fair.
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DarthSmelly
Doesn't matter who we take anything to. Point is they are trying to get rid of us. They are obviously not above lying or whatever.
If presume that was just a bait by Malkie and it worked because Juli got banned.
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Robe and Wizards Cat
Mulletts Pussy
Milk-Hands wrote:
Malkie went on and on earlier during the Sape debacle to me about presenting screencaps as proof of his offsite assholery, and then when I hinted that I actually had them, he quickly turned his tune to saying that his offsite antics don't matter. We're not going to nail him on this one.
Couldn't we take this to Kimball, though? He's the most authoritarian admin there is, but he also strikes me as being the most fair.
I would say if you were going to take it to an admin to take it to Kimball. He will be fair.
On another note, Sapes isn't happy about the way the mods were treating
Satimber.
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Snowball
Critter was just fucking with y'all. That pm was fake as shit. I can't believe they banned Juli for it.
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DarthSmelly
Nice.
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Robe and Wizards Cat
Mulletts Pussy
What?
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crackvader
Woah! Snowie's bringin'it to zac out there! Laughing
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Context is Everything
*AoE*
George Lucas is a fucking genius...accept it.
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Sentient Turd
I'm not sure if that's a battle you can really win, what Juli did was pretty out of line. If you want to things like that, subtlety is key.
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Malintzin
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Snowball
What a great drama filled day.
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Malintzin
I read that thread for almost one hour in complete amusement, damn I forgot to bring popcorn.
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Snowball
I wanted to reach thru the computer and strangle Zac's 80 pound lame ass.
Fuck Cody it's just the internet.
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Darth_Critter
Jesus H Christ.
What was supposed to be a great leg pull by me, pulled Juli's right outa her hip. Crying or Very sad I was gonna tell yall tonihgt after I figured everyone got a chance to read it who was goin to and it sunk down the page. Instead I get online and see all that shit. Drama is funny but not when someon gets hurt by it.
I NEVER thought anyone would feel teh need to come to my defense when I am such a big boy. I didn't imagine anyone would take somthing of mine that i shared, real or not and post it over at TFN for christ's sake, without askin me first! If she had i woudl ahev said, oh damn, cat's out, I was jokin with yall, don't post it over there it's shit.
However what if it was real?
A stunt like that could get both of us perm banned, and I wouldn't ahev even had any say in it. I just log on and find myself perm banned.
We need to be careful about reposting shit from here, especially without askin the other person's ok. I would not ahve given it, whether it was real or not. Because I just got back from a 2 month ban and want to go out on my own terms.
For sinstance if I posted some shit that Baron said or say Cody or Masterkast ect, and it was real, they could get banned, and guess who'd they'd thank, that's right me.
I am not blaming Juli, I am just surprised that it was posted over there, without first askin me. We all know Malkie DOES say shit like that and if KK want's em, he can read all teh REAL ones. Which I am going to ask him to do now. Becasue in all fairness, it just as well could ahve been a real one from him. We all know that.
I am asking for her to be unbanned because she was only trying to come to what she thought was my honest defense, about a problem that is actually a reality, this praticular pm just wasn't.
Josh
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Joey Deacon
That sucks for Juli Sad
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Darth_Critter
Ya I am askin KK now if he can unban her...
Hell I will take her ban....
but she didnt' ask me if I minded if she posted that shit, I woudl have... I woudl haev warned her no good can come from it, only bannings...
Didnt' she know that? Was she tryin to get banned?
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Joey Deacon
I think it's kinda noble to take a ban on a matter of principle. Just a shame about the mistake.
On the bright side, maybe Juli will post more here while she's banned Very Happy
- although hopefully KKK will unban her.
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Darth_Critter
True. I hope she doesnt' hate me though. I mean shit, how could I haev KNOWN someone would be as bold as that? Confused Sad
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Joey Deacon
No-one could hate you, Critter! Very Happy
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P-K
I was talking to her after the ban happened. She's not mad at least from what i gathered at you Critter. More upset at Malkie and Raven. Because there is nothing in the tos about posting fake pms. Plus we all know there are other users who could post a million and one fake pms and aim conversations and not get banned.
But in Juli's defense Malkie has it out for her. And most of the MS has it out for us as a whole and they hate that we grow in numbers and that we're a thorn in their side that they can't get rid of.
~Sonja~
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Darth_Critter
Agreed.
I sent a lengthy pm to KK, I am waiting for a reply. Confused
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Robe and Wizards Cat
Everyday I am more and more disgusted that malkie is allowed to continue moderating. Rolling Eyes
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P-K
It's not worth being upset over. But did anyone see the thread KW started in Comms. That's a thread asking for trouble. I think it's funny that all the mods claim that its not except for Raven who admits to doing it when asked of him to vote for others friends. But I believe the JCC MS is nothing but a social club minus FA.
But nothing you can do about it really.
~Sonja~
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bib_fortuna_twatlicker
Dam that sucks Juli.
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The Fecal Force can't be everything for everyone.
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Mr. Whipple
Call me an asshole or whatever but HA-HA. This is rich. Laughing
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Hi!
If you're reading this please let me be the first to say FUCK YOU.
Reading this forum only to make wise ass comments elsewhere is fucking lame.
Get a fucking life you superfriend ass mother fucker.....
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jollydwarf
I'm listening to Hall & Oates as I read this. Why do I dare mention this?
A.) "Say It Isn't So" is the song, a great '80s pop-rock example of Jungian synchronicity here.
B.) Because I suck.
"Say it isn't so...
There must be some other way..."
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ApolloSmileGirl
Joined: 19 Dec 2004
Posts: 1390
PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:47 pm Post subject:
Fuck, it was Josh's birthday and I know Amanda was working and he was probaly lonely.
I didn't want him to have to take shit and get banned by a retarded scotish dork.
So, Happy birthday!!!! Smile
What I'm really pissed about, is the fact that I was banned when they knew it was fake.
Oh well, dems the breaks.
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Robe and Wizards Cat
Mulletts Pussy
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 296
PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:55 pm
Juli, go call malkie out at Phat
I mean it
Needs to have his rectum used for haggis.
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Viper
Bitch breasts
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Posts: 622
PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 7:16 am Post subject:
Thread failure Critter...thread failure....
hehe
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Darth_Critter
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 3:22 pm Post subject:
Damn you Viper! I wish I was laughing so hard at that post of yours! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Everton, you've surpassed even Malkie's hopes for the next Goulag superfriend. Congratulations bitch!
