Yeah, this asshat says he's seen the film. Most of it is stuff we know from spoilers, so it's most likely some cunt-legged geek trying to get his 15 minutes. But there's some shit this guy says that I haven't even begun to hear about in any shape or form, so I wanted to share it. And since we haven't heard of some of this stuff, it makes its validity seriously come into question. Surely we would've heard about this mysterious character that "explains it all," right?


I don't know whether to laugh or cry or both after reading this.

http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=19763

I've been to Skywalker Ranch. The biggest theater there is the Stag Theater, and it doesn't have stadium seating. At least it didn't in 2001. He's full of shit, obviously.

when he says grievous tells obi wan with his dying breath i just had to stop reading and call BULLSHIT to this review.

What I don't understand is why the Skywalker Ranch employee with a boner for this dude's chick would invite her AND him along to see the movie. Wouldn't he just ask her so he could get her alone?

I mean, why else does some married big wig from Skywalker Racnch invite a chick that works at a movie theater if not to get laid?

And why the fuck would Lucas allow this guy to just randomly invite assholes from theaters?

when he says grievous tells obi wan with his dying breath i just had to stop reading

Exactly. Grievous doesn't know the truth about Palpatine. He's not the one who tells Obi-Wan.

Wow, according to this retard, Palpatine can morph back and forth between Sidious like he's some kinda space Shang Tsung.

I think it's fairly safe to say this is bullshit of a premium level.

Maybe numbnuts should've read the leaked novelization chapters before pretending to have seen the movie.

Edit:
Darth_Zidious - Yeah, isn't it Anakin who tells the council?

Yeah this review is faker than Dan Rather's hairline

"Everyone has heard that story from the 80's about how Ronald Reagan asked to see "Skywalker Ranch" and was turned down!!!!"

Forgetting Star Wars for a moment; when the fuck did this ever happen? I think I can safely say it didn't. So before I even read the rest of the so-called review I figured the whole thing was bullshit.

So... threads that start with "So" and contain "..." will be trashed