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Post Posted: January 21st 2005 3:46 pm
 

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I'll keep a note of the address, 6 feet, 200 lbs, bullshit. And I'm actually Evander Holyfield.

Regardless, when I make my way out there, We'll see who survives, bitch.


Post Posted: January 21st 2005 3:58 pm
 

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I got 500 republic credits on Art.


Post Posted: January 21st 2005 4:07 pm
 
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Sadly, it would never happen, because you and I both have seen posts like his for as long as we can remember, and know damn well he knows he would not follow through with his bogus threat, so there's his safety net.

And all I got to say is, anyone that would go out of their way to fight an unknown person in real life based on an internet scuffle of words is a fucking moron that deserves to be removed from the gene pool STAT.

Thanks for the bet mcdermd, but I think the Funkmeister was still focused on Sluggo, and not me.

Let's put all our money on stupidity.


Post Posted: January 21st 2005 4:16 pm
 

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Like I said, I'll be out in California this summer. We'll do this thing. I'm staying in San Diego with one of my cousins. I'm sure he knows how to get to where you live. But, you're right, nothing these superfriends have said have actually made me really want to fight them, because I don't let internet geeks, that I use for my own personal satisfaction to waste time at my boring ass job, bother me too much. I sit here, and you guys give me something to do by coming off as the biggest superfriends of all time, while I rip into you all.

Funny thing is this:

--You guys keep responding, so the fun ensues for me, I guess.

mf.com is equivalent to a pubic hair on my left ball.


Post Posted: January 21st 2005 4:22 pm
 
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Dr.FunkyPants wrote:
You guys keep responding, so the fun ensues for me, I guess. mf.com is equivalent to a pubic hair on my left ball.


Wrong on two counts.

Number one, this is actually more fun for me. It helps pass the render time. Number two, what the fuck is the meaning of your lame metaphor about pubic hair? Here's a tip -- metaphors need to be derived from ideas of either implicit or relative understanding. Maybe there's some 16 year old crack superfriend who enjoys your pubic hair. Then that would make mf.com a good thing. Or are you banking on the fact that we should assume you've got a nasty ass scrotal area that smells like your ass because you refuse to wipe toward the back?

In any case, this should be more entertaining than it is, but of all the MFYAD combatants I've ever read, I give you a 2 out of 10.

Keep trying FunkyPants. You've almost figured it out. Don't be selfish and post drek, this is my time too.


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Post Posted: January 21st 2005 4:51 pm
 
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Here's the deal guys, if this stunt double for gay porno decides to actually come to MY town & he really wants for me to put him to work with his ass in the air @ $10 a pop, then Fatboy you've got your show.

Just break off a little for me thats all I ask.

I would enjoy a little practice & exercise. I hope he can get vacation time from his "boring job", aka- mopping up spunk at a porno theater-. But does doing it for free really count as a job?

Anyway like I said, you are all welcome to see this action. I just can't believe he wants to go that far for me calling him a couple of names.
How infantile.

PS- Thats a lot of work on his part just to obtain a thrashing. Me, I', just here holding my breath.


Post Posted: January 21st 2005 4:58 pm
 
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Sorry to double post but, isn't the whole point of participating in a message board the fact you are going to RESPOND to what others write here?

Even if you have never met or seen this person or persons in real life?


Post Posted: January 21st 2005 6:25 pm
 

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You silly superfriends make me laugh.


Post Posted: January 21st 2005 6:39 pm
 
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Dr.FunkyPants wrote:
You silly superfriends make me laugh.


I wish you could return the favor.

F.


Post Posted: January 21st 2005 7:33 pm
 
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Dr.FunkyPants wrote:
You silly superfriends make me laugh.


Looks like he's all punched out already.
No staying power in these kids thesedays! :whateva:


Post Posted: January 21st 2005 8:35 pm
 
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God this guys ecock is soo big. I love ethugs. Say you would'nt happen to live near Detroit would you?


Post Posted: January 22nd 2005 2:27 am
 
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Dr.FunkyPants wrote:
First off, I fucking hate Bam. Secondly, every opinion you have derived from my profile is bullshit. Humorous how some superfriend can act so hardcore when he's behind a computer screen. I'm actually venturing out to California this summer. So, send me your location in my pms box, if you wanna throw down, you little bitch. I wouldn't mind beating up some net nerd. What are you gonna do? Honestly? Throw your keyboard at me? I'd be surprised if you weren't either incredibly fat, or incredibly skinny. Either way, your gonna get your bitch-ass kicked if you send me your address.

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Post Posted: January 22nd 2005 5:04 am
 
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You spelled maliciously wrong.


That does it.


SHOW US YOUR breasts.


Post Posted: January 22nd 2005 5:41 am
 

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I'd love to snort a rail right off her breasts. Maybe a cursive white "L", like Laverne and shit.


Post Posted: January 22nd 2005 8:41 am
 
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Post Posted: January 22nd 2005 10:18 am
 

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Awesome, you people are still going on about this today?

This is the biggest joke I have ever seen. *ROFLMAO*


Post Posted: January 22nd 2005 6:37 pm
 
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40 I can handle. Fat, I can't.


Post Posted: January 23rd 2005 12:24 am
 
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JC Superstar, "Dr.FunkyPants" has left the building.

The good doctor was removed for spamming up several old threads.


Post Posted: January 23rd 2005 2:53 pm
 
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My guess is, he was 12 -- tops. And his asshattery was shit.


Post Posted: January 24th 2005 11:26 am
 
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Good lord that foreskin muncher kept coming back just to get banned huh?

Didnt think about him or it all weekend, oh thats right I was living my real life. You know the one where I'm not stalking message boards waiting for my pimples to explode & using 2nd rate "pull my string" insults.

He just furthers my belief that there should be a law about people who take up space & breathe the air that others need.


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