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It's A Hit - Rilo Kiley

Any chimp can play human for a day.
Use his opposable thumbs to iron his uniform
and run for office on election day
fancy himself a real decision maker
and deploy more troops than salt shakers.

But it's a jungle when war is made,
and you'll panic and throw your own shit at the enemy.
The camera pulls back to reveal your true identity.
Look, it's a sheep in wolf's clothing.
A smoking gun holding ape.

Any asshole can open up a museum.
Put all of the things he loves on display
so everyone could see them.
The house, a car, a thoughtful wife
ordinary moments in his ordinary life.

But if she breaks a smile, she'll give you away
'cause no one wants to pay to see your happiness.
No one wants to pay to see your day to day
and I'm not buying it either
but I'll try selling it anyway.

Any idiot can play Greek for a day
and join a sorority or write a tragedy
and articulating all that pain
and maybe you'll get paid.

But it's a sin when success complains,
and your writers block- it don't mean shit.
Just throw it against the wall and see what sticks.
Gotta write a hit.
I think this is it.
It's a hit.

And if it's not,
then it's a holiday for hanging
yeah it's a holiday for hanging
yeah it's a holiday for hanging
yeah it's a holiday for hanging
yeah shoo-bop-shoo-bop my baby

Any fool can play executioner for a day,
and say with fingers pointed in both directions
'he went thataway',
It's only a switch or syringe,
aww, exempt from eternal sins.
But you still wear a cross,
and you think you're gonna get in.

Ah, but the pardons never come from up-stairs.
They're always a moment too late,
but it's entertainment
keep the crowd on their toes,
it's justice, we're safe.
It's not a hit, it's a holiday
shoo-bop-shoo-bop my baby

It's a holiday for hanging, yeah
It's a holiday for hanging, yeah
It's a holiday for hanging, yeah
It's a holiday for hanging, yeah

I'm a holiday for hanging,
I'm a holiday for hanging,
I'm a holiday yeah
I'm a holiday for hanging,

It's a holiday for hanging, yeah

Mo' Pussy - DJ Quick

I wonder..
how would it feel, to sleep with a woman like you?
To fade that monkey til it's funky
Rollin all over your bed, stickin to you like glue
You can call me a real funk junkie
Slangin this dick like dope
Strapped with a cap and I'm lookin for the slope that leads
to the hairpie hoes, AMG knows
"Word to the motherfuckin three-oh-fo's!"
Now pass that gin, and let's begin
And how you goin out? That's how I'm goin in
Holdin your titties, them big two knobs
Nuttin in your ass in big goo gobs
Sticky and it's tricky but I glide when I ride it
Tearin down your walls cause I'm all up inside it
Cumin to the fullest and you feel when I pull it
?? that friction is stankin
But I don't go bareback, naked booty style
I'd rather live a long life, checkin major pile
Cause H-I-V don't give a fuck about me
and so, I don't give a fuck about a hoe
But what can I do? I'm addicted to the coochie
No matter what I say, I'ma still need a hoochie
Tell me get a nut, each and every time I get a little pushy
"Say what?" I gotta have mo' pussy

Chorus: {sung}

Just cause I didn't say, that I wanted to fuck (Well?)
Don't mean that I don't want to
Gimme some pussy!
I, need, a little mo' pussy
Just cause you didn't say, that you wanted to suck
Don't mean that you don't want to
Gimme that pussy!
I, need, a little mo' pussy

[DJ Quik]
Now if you got friends, they can come to
But if they ain't playin safe hoe you're through
Because my _Lifestyle_'s like a _Trojan_
I'm never DRY but I'm LUBRICATED, and the suckers hate it
Because they know, they don't stand a shot, at gettin that cot
They just don't know what makes you hot
See I learned way back, yo when I was young
you can get a girl sprung, if you lick the pearl tongue
And with that knowledge, I went to Bitch College
and got a P.H.D. for Pimpin' Hoes Daily
And when I fuck I cause much pain hoe
cause I bend this dick like a rainbow
Up and down, in and out
Flexin it, pokin it, strokin it, chokin
cause you're feelin it, and I'm killin it
And like I said before I make you hit the ceiling bitch
Because hoes like you, you only come a dime a dozen
I fucked you and tawdry cousin, now she wants some lovin
Oven hot pussy, yo she made me cum quick
Bouncin on my nuts like a pogo stick!
A tongue twista, she worked the shit like a lizard
I put her on her back, and I hit her in the liver
Stabbin it, pokin that kidney see
I can make it deep - when I'm fadin that pussy

Chorus: {sung}

Just cause I didn't say, that I wanted to fuck (Well?)
Don't mean that I don't want to
Gimme some pussy!
I, need, a little mo' pussy
Just cause you didn't say, that you wanted to suck
Don't mean that you don't want to
You stupid ass bitch!
Go take a dork, you smell like shit!

[DJ Quik]
One more time, for your mind and your behind
So take off your drawers, and prepare for the grind
I'm hornier than a motherfuckin horny-toad
So pull my dick, and put me in butt mode
Tonight I'm your robot, a supercharged hoe-bot
Fill me up with Hennesey and I won't stop
I'll be your confidant baby you can trust in me
to fuck you swell enough to make you mad at me
Cause I'm that nigga that'll fuck you til your hair fall out
And even if you wear a wig I'll still give
service with a smile, you need a tune-up
Quik'll leave you leakin, and smellin like tuna
On second thought, I don't really like that smell
cause yeast infections ruin my erections
I can take a hint hoe, you ain't gotta push me
I'm outta here - outta what? Out your pussy

Chorus: {sung}

Just cause I didn't say, that I wanted to fuck (Well?)
Don't mean that I don't want to
Gimme some pussy!
I, need, a little mo' pussy
Just cause you didn't say, that you wanted to suck
Don't mean that you don't want to
You stupid ass bitch!
Go take a dork, you smell like shit!
Just cause I didn't say, that I wanted to fuck (Well?)
Don't mean that I don't want to
Gimme that pussy!
I, need, a little mo' pussy
Just cause you didn't say, that you wanted to suck
Don't mean that you don't want to
You funky ass bitch!
Go take a dork, you smell like shit!
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeotch!

Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd

So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from Hell,
Blue skys from pain.
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

And did they get you to trade
Your heros for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange
A walk on part in the war
For a lead role in a cage?

How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears.
Wish you were here.

thanks for ruining sesame street asshole. btw I heard that snuffalupagous was just in big bird's imagination. you're old...yes/no?

Easy-E is dead, maybe he shouldn't have gone after easy girls, they have AIDS.

Hey! Lyrics from a hip hop song about graphic sex! Why didn't I think of that?






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(mp3 linked for more lol fun)