He likes speaking in hyperbolic diatribes.

He likes speaking in hyperbolic diatribes.

More like hyperbolic DIABETES.

All of these clips and the released titles of the musical pieces very strongly indicate one thing.
JediPraxis' leaks are on the money. Especially his very recently updated list, which includes the months-long reshoots.

And that is not a good thing to confirm.

Many of you here agreed that it's a convoluted MacGuffin-filled mess, hopscotching allover the place, and basically having to start from a cold start, as the prior two films were a waste of time for cohesive trilogy purposes as an ending with Palpatine was NEVER initially intended.

Wouldn't it have been great to have SEEN Ben Solo STRUGGLE with hearing the voices inside of him? Over the course of the films, wouldn't it have been INTERESTING to try and figure out what was the SOURCE of those voices? Was it himself, wrapped up in an ever deepening MADNESS, or (nice plot twist) have it finally revealed that it wasn't him, but Palpatine or some other Dark Side master?

Yeah, that would have been great, but they squandered the two prior films so that they could do their mass brainwashing AGENDA instead.
Disney couldn't come up with an ORIGINAL science fiction series to fill up with their mass indoctrination goals.

Nope!

They had to ruin a beloved franchise instead.

I've always said that Abrams is SUPERB at visuals and gawk fests, and I've never denied it.
But his track record for writing satisfying endings with satisfying characters is well established as being awful, and the endings are universally thin when it comes to being original and/or clever.
Abrams has a helluva hurdle to clear to make this a great film that overcomes all of The Last Jedi's egregious insults, and that hurdle is HIMSELF.

And CGI Leia looks awful. Instantly identifiable in the last batch of commercials.
She is now the Queen of the Uncanny Valley.

One thing's for sure, if you're into spectacle porn, then episode 9 will be for you.
Get ready to catch your bukkake loads' worth of it.

Gulp-gulp!

Go be a bully somewhere else.

Wouldn't it have been great to have SEEN Ben Solo STRUGGLE with hearing the voices inside of him? Over the course of the films, wouldn't it have been INTERESTING to try and figure out what was the SOURCE of those voices? Was it himself, wrapped up in an ever deepening MADNESS, or (nice plot twist) have it finally revealed that it wasn't him, but Palpatine or some other Dark Side master?

Go be a bully somewhere else.

Why don't you EVER address the POINTS that I am making? Hmm?

If your feelings are SO damned righteous, it should be EASY to lay waste to the OBSERVATIONS that I make.

But YOU never do it. NO ONE ever does. Because you CAN'T. It's not possible to "defend" how damned stupid The Last Jedi's plot lines were, big or small, because they're so full of plot holes as to be indefensible.

I have never, ever, seen ANYONE justify having an ARMADA of capital ships pursue their wiped out enemies for three days when they could just JUMP AHEAD OF THEM to trap them or easily SWARM THEM WITH THOUSANDS OF STARFIGHTERS. Especially when it took only THREE starfighters to nearly destroy the best ship that their enemy could field.
Justify THAT, oh mighty RogueOne!


Or have the "golden hearted" Rose Tico save HORSES instead of the ENSLAVED CHILDREN who are forced to tend to them. Oh! Is there even ONE real Social Justice Warrior out there who can explain the sense of "justice" in that?

NOPE!

But blame ME! A person who played NO ROLE in writing such stupidity, but who isn't afraid to point it out in the hopes of starving Disney of money it does not deserve!

What's the matter RogueOne, did reading this...



...make you FEEL just how SCREWED OVER we're being treated as a customer base? What portion of what I wrote WOULD YOU NOT WANT TO SEE? You would LOVE to see what is described there, as would anyone with nine working brain cells.

But guess what?
NO ONE is going to see something as intriguing and as awesome as Ben Solo struggling with inner voices over several carefully thought out films, because Disney SCREWED IT UP ROYALLY.

Because: AGENDA.

Yeah. "I'm the bully," while it was DISNEY that crapped allover us till they saw their ticket sales plummet, merchandise sales crash into the absolute abyss, the fanbase forever split in two, and then Disney had the GALL to blame those who won't cough up money for their CRAP anymore.

lol Yeah.

Blame the customer!
Blame them instead of the CHEF; the very IDIOT who "cooked" us a charred hamburger instead of the PRIME RIB the customer ordered and was TOLD he was GOING TO GET!

Yep. Blame the CUSTOMER!

Go ahead RogueOne. When you go and pay for this cutting edge diarrhea, where every piece of corn and toilet paper can not only be seen but also SMELLED, sit there and try not to think about HOW MUCH BETTER it could have been had Disney not devoted ten years' worth of time deliberately twisting absolute legendary CHARACTERS into rivers of flowing fecal matter so that their agenda could somehow, impossibly, come shining brightly on top, and smelling like a heavenly rose.

Sorry bud. No matter how hard you try, that "immaculate" looking rose will only ever smell like the shit it's deeply rooted into and is surrounded by.

Don't blame me for that.
Blame the CHEF you gave your money to.

And CGI Leia looks awful.

In other news, Disney's number 1 fan "Kyle" gets his own thread

You really are mentally unstable and need to grow the hell up because you’re acting like a man-child.

Aww!
Thanks SI...!


Let's devote the remainder of this thread to those Disney sheep who are eager to provide actual proof about how amazing the last ten years have been under Disney's loving care.
Looking back over two years' worth of time waiting for said "evidence" to be produced by even one Disney sheep, and all there is nothing. Nada. Zippo.

Well, this place will forever be a monument that testifies to just how vapid Disney Wars was.

Thanks again SI.
I do feel honored!

All of these clips and the released titles of the musical pieces very strongly indicate one thing.
JediPraxis' leaks are on the money. Especially his very recently updated list, which includes the months-long reshoots.

And that is not a good thing to confirm.

Many of you here agreed that it's a convoluted MacGuffin-filled mess, hopscotching allover the place, and basically having to start from a cold start, as the prior two films were a waste of time for cohesive trilogy purposes as an ending with Palpatine was NEVER initially intended.

Wouldn't it have been great to have SEEN Ben Solo STRUGGLE with hearing the voices inside of him? Over the course of the films, wouldn't it have been INTERESTING to try and figure out what was the SOURCE of those voices? Was it himself, wrapped up in an ever deepening MADNESS, or (nice plot twist) have it finally revealed that it wasn't him, but Palpatine or some other Dark Side master?

Yeah, that would have been great, but they squandered the two prior films so that they could do their mass brainwashing AGENDA instead.
Disney couldn't come up with an ORIGINAL science fiction series to fill up with their mass indoctrination goals.

Nope!

They had to ruin a beloved franchise instead.

I've always said that Abrams is SUPERB at visuals and gawk fests, and I've never denied it.
But his track record for writing satisfying endings with satisfying characters is well established as being awful, and the endings are universally thin when it comes to being original and/or clever.
Abrams has a helluva hurdle to clear to make this a great film that overcomes all of The Last Jedi's egregious insults, and that hurdle is HIMSELF.

And CGI Leia looks awful. Instantly identifiable in the last batch of commercials.
She is now the Queen of the Uncanny Valley.

One thing's for sure, if you're into spectacle porn, then episode 9 will be for you.
Get ready to catch your bukkake loads' worth of it.

Gulp-gulp!

Why don't you EVER address the POINTS that I am making? Hmm? If your feelings are SO damned righteous, it should be EASY to lay waste to the OBSERVATIONS that I make. But YOU never do it. NO ONE ever does. Because you CAN'T. It's not possible to "defend" how damned stupid The Last Jedi's plot lines were, big or small, because they're so full of plot holes as to be indefensible.

I have never, ever, seen ANYONE justify having an ARMADA of capital ships pursue their wiped out enemies for three days when they could just JUMP AHEAD OF THEM to trap them or easily SWARM THEM WITH THOUSANDS OF STARFIGHTERS. Especially when it took only THREE starfighters to nearly destroy the best ship that their enemy could field. Justify THAT, oh mighty RogueOne!

Or have the "golden hearted" Rose Tico save HORSES instead of the ENSLAVED CHILDREN who are forced to tend to them. Oh! Is there even ONE real Social Justice Warrior out there who can explain the sense of "justice" in that?

NOPE!
But blame ME!
A person who played NO ROLE in writing such stupidity, but who isn't afraid to point it out in the hopes of starving Disney of money it does not deserve!

What's the matter RogueOne, did reading this...




...make you FEEL just how SCREWED OVER we're being treated as a customer base?

What portion of what I wrote WOULD YOU NOT WANT TO SEE?
You would LOVE to see what is described there, as would anyone with nine working brain cells.

But guess what? NO ONE is going to see something as intriguing and as awesome as Ben Solo struggling with inner voices over several carefully thought out films, because Disney SCREWED IT UP ROYALLY.
Because: AGENDA.

Yeah. "I'm the bully," while it was DISNEY that crapped allover us till they saw their ticket sales plummet, merchandise sales crash into the absolute abyss, the fanbase forever split in two, and then Disney had the GALL to blame those who won't cough up money for their CRAP anymore.

lol Yeah.

Blame the customer!
Blame them instead of the CHEF; the very IDIOT who "cooked" us a charred hamburger instead of the PRIME RIB the customer ordered and was TOLD he was GOING TO GET!

Yep.
Blame the CUSTOMER!

Go ahead RogueOne. When you go and pay for this cutting edge diarrhea, where every piece of corn and toilet paper can not only be seen but also SMELLED, sit there and try not to think about HOW MUCH BETTER it could have been had Disney not devoted ten years' worth of time deliberately twisting absolute legendary CHARACTERS into rivers of flowing fecal matter so that their agenda could somehow, impossibly, come shining brightly on top, and smelling like a heavenly rose.

Sorry bud. No matter how hard you try, that "immaculate" looking rose will only ever smell like the shit it's deeply rooted into and is surrounded by.

Don't blame me for that.
Blame the CHEF you gave your money to.

Aww!
Thanks SI...!


Let's devote the remainder of this thread to those Disney sheep who are eager to provide actual proof about how amazing the last ten years have been under Disney's loving care.

Looking back over two years' worth of time waiting for said "evidence" to be produced by even one Disney sheep, and all there is nothing.
Nada. Zippo.
Well, this place will forever be a monument that testifies to just how vapid Disney Wars was.

Thanks again SI.
I do feel honored!

Hey, RogueOne, have you ever looked in the mirror and question what it is that's REALLY before you?
Do you know what grown ups are supposed to do when confronted by VERIFIABLE OBSERVATIONS that are contrary to their hurt feelings?

They're SUPPOSED TO "man up" and respond in-like-kind.
You have still NEVER done that.

All you can do is call me names.
That is SO "grown up" of you!

It proves how vapid your opinions are.
Opinions are meaningless without substance to back it up.

Stop being a SNOWFLAKE and finally pony up the evidence that proves how amazing The Last Jedi's plot lines were. Your majestic feelings tell you that they're great, so it should be a piece of cake for you to put me in my place with your overwhelming evidence.

Could ANY OF YOU sheep please prove that even ONE plot line is "great?" I mean it, just ONE.
This one...

St. Rose Tico abandoning the enslaved children to (sort of) "free" the space ponies.

That's it.
JUST THAT ONE.

C'mon. You can do it.
Pull both thumbs out of your mouth and let the fingers fly to explain the brilliance of that plot line.

And while I'll wait for an in-like-kind evidence-laden response, I'll just keep searching for the Star Wars merchandise that no store really wants to carry anymore. Really? Just TWO ROWS of toy pegs wherever I go? Maybe ONE rack of clothing? The latest toys already marked down 25-40%?

Unthinkable. How the mighty have fallen.
And rightfully so.

This plot, if true, is far FAR worse than I could have ever imagined.
Its plotholes are so enormous, as to make The Last Jedi's bottomless caverns look like mere pores on a porg's ass.

I lol'd four times on the first reading, and two more times on the second.
I see that as its only "good thing," as I didn't even chuckle when reflecting on Ruin Johnson's catastrophe.

Leia kicks Luke's ass!
Because WAMEN.

Not only are the First Order totally destroyed, but even their combined might with the enormous Sith fleet, Sidious' "FINAL Order," is also totally destroyed.
Only Rey's forces can defeat an enemy fleet that dwarfs anything that faced the Rebellion!
Because WAMEN.

Anakin's redemption through his son's courage has also been completely nullified and made pointless.
Because WAMEN.

Ghost Yoda summons streams of lightning to set a mighty Force Tree ablaze. Ghost Luke can levitate his starfighter to give to Rey. At the final confrontation, however, Ghost Yoda doesn't summon streams of lightning at Sidious, Ghost Luke doesn't simply yank Sidious' towering medical device atop of him, and worst of all, Ghost Windu doesn't show up to throw his severed hands into Sidious' face.

Only REY can kill Sidious.
Because?
WAMEN.

At one point, Disney operatives did a soft-endorsement that the Russian government itself (what CAN'T it do?!) was behind the civil war that was brewing up over The Last Jedi.
Some of this site's most eager Mouse teat suckers here PROMOTED that propaganda!

Any EVIDENCE for such a transparently bullshit claim?
NOPE! ALL ONE NEEDS AROUND HERE IS FEELINGS!
As we all know, logic is only True when feelings trump evidence!

Disney Wars is a disgrace.
How atrocious is The Rise of Skywalker?

So atrocious that NOT EVEN GEORGE LUCAS SHOWED UP FOR IT!

And if it's not good enough for him, who can it be good for?
And who can blame him?

Beyond all comprehension, they totally rubbed out the significance of his first six Star Wars films. They are COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT now.



Disney mutilated the Skywalker legacy for AGENDA.

Just inexcusable.

...could u please stop acting like cowards and ban the bigot Kyle for his continued attack on women in Star Wars? Your failure to control him is complacency.

I'm only here to lend my support to RogueOne because Kyle is a bigoted cunt who probably enjoys sucking Trump's dick and I figured that having a second voice that agrees with RogueOne might get the mods and admins to listen.

@SI, @bandersnatch, could u please stop acting like cowards and ban the bigot Kyle for his continued attack on women in Star Wars? Your failure to control him is complacency.

Actually, I did address your points by saying the script is the problem, not Rey or any one of the female characters throughout the ST. I guarantee you if Carrie Fisher was alive today, I bet she would have given you a serious talking to. She would say you have a phobia of strong women in leading roles. That includes Rose, Hondo, and both the new supporting female characters in TROS.

Rey is still a woman to me. I prefer to classify her as such because that's her gender, If I were to meet Daisy Ridley in real life - Do I treat her like garbage the way you have throughout this year or show respect to her as a true woman? I wouldn't treat her the way you have. I would prefer to show what you don't have - CLASS.

And you are a Trump-loving cunt because you bitch so much what with all your anti-woman tirades especially how often you have targeted Kathleen Kennedy more often than anyone on this board even me ever could. It makes me wonder if you're actually going to San Francisco and go shooting Lucasfilm up and scream, "Down with women! More male roles..." That's a scary thought. I hope you do get help and work out whatever it is you have against women in general.

@SI, @bandersnatch, could u please stop acting like cowards and ban the bigot Kyle for his continued attack on women in Star Wars? Your failure to control him is complacency.

This season finale SUCKED.

The main villain gave, literally, the longest monologue in all of recorded history.

Ah, dumb old Kyle, always being corrupt, negative, unhappy and jaded. You don’t even bother to list anything great about this episode. And, being that it was the longest episode, it wasn’t rushed at all. The only thing I find rushed is your judgement on everything related to Disney’s SW (if it’s not Rogue One).

Ah, wimpy old RogueOne, always being a coward, avoiding well made points backed up by loads of evidence. You don't even bother to address any of Kyle's criticisms of this episode. Blah, blah, blah (more made up shit, in the RogueOne style). I find ridiculous your three-year-old name calling with everything related to Disney criticism, because you don't have the intelligence to counter facts backed with evidence.

There!
Fixed it for ya, dumb ass!

Y'know Rogue, for YEARS I stayed polite to your automatic name calling tirades against me. If there is one figure on this forum that made me give up being conflict-avoidant, it's your INSTANT ENDLESS NAME CALLING like a goddamned thumbsucking baby.

GROW UP.
ADDRESS THE POINTS, you fucking coward.

You're a steaming pile of horseshit, y'know? Look through all of my OTHER Mandalorian reviews, LOTS of positives BACKED UP WITH FACTS! Did you ever compliment me for finally meeting the picture of how I "should" behave by your dictatorial mindset? NOPE! You stayed silent, fuming inside that the evidence I supplied SUPPORTED my positive observations. Goddamn, that got stuck in your craw, didn't it? Threatens your little pea-sized brain, because "...if Kyle's facts MATCH his positive observations then...THEN...(gasp!) what could it mean if his NEGATIVE observations are MATCHED with FACTS! My little world will fall apart!"

Go back to posing your 3" toys.

The main villain gave, literally, the longest monologue in all of recorded history.

http://shakespeare.mit.edu/hamlet/full.html

Claudius:

O, my offence is rank it smells to heaven;
It hath the primal eldest curse upon't,
A brother's murder. Pray can I not,
Though inclination be as sharp as will:
My stronger guilt defeats my strong intent;
And, like a man to double business bound,
I stand in pause where I shall first begin,
And both neglect. What if this cursed hand
Were thicker than itself with brother's blood,
Is there not rain enough in the sweet heavens
To wash it white as snow? Whereto serves mercy
But to confront the visage of offence?
And what's in prayer but this two-fold force,
To be forestalled ere we come to fall,
Or pardon'd being down? Then I'll look up;
My fault is past. But, O, what form of prayer
Can serve my turn? 'Forgive me my foul murder'?
That cannot be; since I am still possess'd
Of those effects for which I did the murder,
My crown, mine own ambition and my queen.
May one be pardon'd and retain the offence?
In the corrupted currents of this world
Offence's gilded hand may shove by justice,
And oft 'tis seen the wicked prize itself
Buys out the law: but 'tis not so above;
There is no shuffling, there the action lies
In his true nature; and we ourselves compell'd,
Even to the teeth and forehead of our faults,
To give in evidence. What then? what rests?
Try what repentance can: what can it not?
Yet what can it when one can not repent?
O wretched state! O bosom black as death!
O limed soul, that, struggling to be free,
Art more engaged! Help, angels! Make assay!
Bow, stubborn knees; and, heart with strings of steel,
Be soft as sinews of the newborn babe!
All may be well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvEsXQLUSyg