CoGro wrote:
I mean Tron is a nearly unwatchable film. You're really reaching to call it a "cult classic." This sequel's hype is entirely self-contained.
Benovite wrote:
You're 0 for 3 with those claims.

Until the internet you probably felt like a huge loser. Those years must have been painful for you.
Now, back to addressing people who have enjoyed the pleasure of intercourse.
I'd like to focus my comments on the type of person who would write a review of Tron: Legacy that went something like
this.
Based on the amount of pure hate this flick was getting, I was prepared for an epic fail on Disney's part. Whether that was true or not, the things that were guaranteed in my mind were the following: the effects would be great, the action would be fun, olivia wilde would be sexy, and this movie would be better than the original Tron.
For this film to truly fail in the eyes of reasonable people the effects would have to not work in any way, the action would have to be impossible to follow and be staged without any inspiration, the aesthetics would have to be completely boring, and the plotting to be incomprehensible. Basically, for TL to fail it would have to be TF: Revenge of the Fallen. Smart people shouldn't ask much from a Transformers movie: they should just want awesome action and some believable thrills tied together by a story that has enough of its shit together as to suspend your disbelief. Revenge of the Fallen was an EPIC FAIL because it couldn't manage to do this even though it, by definition, has the simplest path to entertaining its audience. TL is much like Transformers in that it doesn't require a whole lot to do what it's meant to do, which is to wow you with awesome effects in 3D with enough of a plot so you can enjoy the movie.
TL is not an epic fail. First off, it's entertaining - especially in the first half. It's also awe-inspiring in its visuals, especially in IMAX 3D. The light cycle scene alone is worth the price of admission. The Daft Punk score is note perfect for this movie; even good enough to warrant Oscar consideration (maybe not a win, but at least a nod for its creativity alone). You can feel that the filmmakers cared about this movie with each frame and sound and that counts for something: this film has its heart in the right place.
What it doesn't have is a strong narrative and confident plot, but this in no way should distract from the experience. You're in a fucking humanized computer reality - what the hell do you think everyone in the theatre is waiting for: high drama? No, they're all waiting for the next scene for people to kick ass so they can experience the sight of people dissolving into cubes. A more experienced, confident director probably would have tightened the plot and an elite director might have ordered some re-writes in the screenplay...but so what? THIS IS FUCKING TRON! I can't for the absolute life of me figure out how people are comparing this to Phantom Menace or Crystal Skull. You know why people were pissed about Phantom Menace? Because we spent 16 years watched the most celebrated film trilogy in cinema history. You know why people were pissed about Crystal Skull? Because we spent 19 years celebrating the most popular adventure series with arguably the most popular movie hero in cinema history. You know what Tron was? A film nobody liked in 1982 and hardly anybody knew about before TL was announced a few years back. Even TODAY, when I saw this movie and told some girls (for Tron dorks,
see: human beings with vaginas) what movie I was seeing they had absolutely no idea what the hell I was talking about. Even some of my guy friends hadn't really paid any attention to it. Tron nerds: get over it - nobody cares. You are the city of Cleveland and Buffalo. You are the Sega Saturn. You are mini discs. OS/2 Warp thinks you should get over yourselves.
The fact of the matter is that anybody who was so patently offended by this movie most likely has one or more of the following characteristics: (a) has never had sex before; (b) lives in their parents' basement; (c) is grossly overweight; (d) hates their job; (e) has thought about suicide; and (f) thinks that if only they had the right connections they'd be a famous hollywood writer/producer/director.
Oh, and as for that "obnoxious" Ducati product placement (there's also a nokia one this tool bag failed to mention), it's no more ridiculous than product placements that have littered hollywood films for the past 20 years. A single frame of a Michael Bay flick has more product placement than TL. The only reason anyone would get fired up about this one is because they possess the characteristics I outlined above.
It's a 7-7.5/10 movie. If you're grading it on fun factor it's about an 8 and in its best moments it's actually excellent. Don't let yourself be jaded by the internet goofballs on this one - it's definitely worth catching in theatres and the IMAX 3D (the real IMAX) was terrific.