Lucas just announced on the OS that the third episode will be a musical filled with lots of musical numbers performed by the cast. What do you have to say about this? Which characters do you look forward to seeing sing? Ewan's going to do his Moulin Rouge thing, Hayden's going to be the new Andy Gibb, and Natalie Portman is doing some half-ass Anni DeFranco impersonation.

That's Ani, not Anni. And wouldn't Hayden's character fit that rumor a little better?

More to the point. She's singing a song by a person that has the name of a little boy she fell for.

I wanna see Sam Jackson sing some Tom Jones in the middle of the Palpatine thing. I'm thinking Sting does the closing credits number ala ROTK.

"The original films were more of a Space Opera. This new one I'm working on, whats it called again? Yeah Star Wars 3, it's more of a Rock Opera." -George Lucas

-Jason

How about Little Sith Lord Ani singing "The sun'll come out- tomorrow!" while hacking and slashing his way through the dwindling number of Jedi Kids.

The Youngling massacer is as overrated as the Tusken massacer has been. Keep your gore expectations low cuz it is still George Lucas who is directing.

This being said I'd appreciate a Jedi called Dirk Diggler.

"...In a spectactular firey ending, nothing was more enganging than Anakin disolving in lava to the tune of BURN BABY BURN...the audience was jiving along all the way..." **** - NY Times.

"the scene where anakin descends into the lava in his best saturday night fever pose to the tune of obi wan singing disco inferno brought a tear to this old queens eye" ***** THE TIMES

"natalie portman (oscar winning star of lost in translation) steals the show as she writhes around whilst giving birth to a dirrty reworking of christina aguieleras latest hit TOXIC other than that the show was full of shirtless poofs" ** THE SUN

"...I found the whole Jedi Council scene doing the classic Village People's YMCA very stereotypical. It was also quite clear in the 'liquid fuel' scenes that Ewan McGregor was trying to get another wet cock shot into one of his pics; attention Mr McGregor - every gay guy has seen your dick! " - Gay Advocate

"...Natalie Portman - yet another pitiful performance. Like an off-key Annie on helium, she sang Tomorrow like a castrated nerf herder!"