I want member (hehehe) passwords to www.carrieland.com and www.buttjungle.com for Christmas. That is all. We now return to your regularly scheduled program.

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That all made perfect sense, somehow.

More breaking, less news.

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you've got the glow!
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Dude. That was my favorite movie for the looongest time. I was going to start calling myself Bruce Lee-Troy. Until I realized my penis would never be used by anyone but me. Still a great movie, allthough my wife, who is 8 years younger than me, and female, sure didn't like it as much as I did when I bought it on VHS out of a bargain bin somewhere a few years ago.

I think this is the part that made sure I didn't get laid that night.
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I still hum this song every now and again though. Wasssaa!!!
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so Vanessa Huxtable did it for you huh? Yeah, I grew up watching this damn movie too. I use to think it was the greatest thing ever. He gets "teh glow" and smacks lightning off of people with the power of his kicks! WTF??

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There's some resembelance to Sondra Huxtable there, but Vanity is a bit older than any of the other Huxtables. Except maybe Cliff. She felt like a slut after doing a lot of drugs and rock stars through the 80's and found Jesus in 1997.

And yes, she gave the 12 yr old Oblix an Ochubby, however it was the ridiculous cheese factor involved in the 7th heaven clip that temporarily kept me from getting laid.

Personally, I always really wanted to nail Urkels girlfriend. Myra seemed like she would be a hellcat in the sack. Too bad she's dead...

Shooooooo 'nuff!