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Post Posted: October 31st 2007 10:50 pm
 
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Is Halloween dying as a door to door holiday?

Normally I barricade myself indoors and :mrgreen: however this year I had class. There is a hot tall black gril that sits in front of me that has a butt tattoo or tramp stamp if you will and today she was sorta flashing her cyan t-back string thong at me. After class on the way home I seen scant childrens out and about and only one teen ho. I could really use a half dollar right now.



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I found the above video while looking for It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown. It's some white gril gyrating to Hip Hop Is Dead by Nas. This of course is the second time Nas incorporated Iron Butterfly into one of his tracks. The first time was on the superiour Thief's Theme, released only a year or so before Hip Hop Is Dead was.

FYI this is spoiled because I didn't want to ruin my [E/N] fakepost.

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Post Posted: November 1st 2007 2:26 am
 
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I had a bunch of hoodlums runnin' around my neighborhood trick or treating. Allthough, it seems like every year there are more and more adults without costumes showing up as well. I'd tell them to fuck off, but that will get my house and car all fucked up when I'm not looking. I wonder if it's the economy, and people prefering to go out and pan-handle free candy, or if they just haven't grown out of it yet, and think it's somehow acceptable to be 25 and asking for a free Snickers bar with thier pillowcase stretched out. Ghetto motherfuckers.

My nephews came over because they live out in BFE, and while walking around trick or treating they told me some churchy fucker down the street was handing out pamphlets on jeebus rather than candy. I started to think maybe I should have been handing out copies of my resume to kids who looked like thier dads might be in charge of hiring somewhere. I've been blacklisted. Or someone is writing "fucking criminal asshole!" across the top of all my job applications after I turn them in.

Black girls never wanted me. I was always "too white" for the hot ones. I always wondered though, what if......then I got the internet. Damn my honky parents.


Post Posted: November 1st 2007 5:16 am
 
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That blonde chick in that vid looks like she has two spinal chords.


Post Posted: November 1st 2007 6:44 am
 
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See, the only 25 year old I had was a hot raven haired "Aunt" in a German Octoberfest outfit. If only I had my camera, I could complete the dirty old man image.

I'm going to account it to laziness....most don't even want to go through the effort to get dressed. I noticed that a lot of kids don't even want to tell jokes.....it's just Trick or Treat, gimme candy. I make them dance and sing for my amusement. DANCE MONKEY, DANCE!


Post Posted: November 1st 2007 7:30 am
 

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TroyObliX wrote:
some churchy fucker down the street was handing out pamphlets on jeebus rather than candy.


Maybe I usually get home earlier than I did last night, but when I drove into town, every church was having a "trunk or treat" thing and people were all over the fucking place! They were just parking in the middle of the fucking road to go to that shit. For a minute there I thought that armageddon was here.

Which brings me to my next point: Parents. Do not get in your fucking car and slowly drive down the road following your kids trick or treating. The rest of us are fucking active enough to actually WALK with our kids to do this. It isn't that hard. And turning your hazard lights on doesn't mean "Hey, I can stop in the middle of the fucking road and sit here for 10 minutes". If you live too far away from civilization for your kids to go trick or treating, park somewhere and walk around a subdivision. Quit fucking ruining my October 31st.


Post Posted: November 2nd 2007 10:35 pm
 
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halloween is my birthday. no shit! 29 this year bitches


Post Posted: November 3rd 2007 10:20 pm
 
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Happy late Birthday bearvomit. I was going to get you an NAACP t-shirt but I'm broke as fuck.


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