darthpsychotic wrote:
Is MF blocked?
Also here are some quotes by Jessica Simpson:
Jessica Simpson has revealed dairy products give her terrible wind.
The 'Dukes of Hazzard' star - who is getting in shape for her new movie in which her character joins the Marines - has to watch her diet because her lactose intolerance causes her to omit gas from "all ends".
Jessica told US TV show 'Extra': "I am going to be all ripped. But it's tough, I'm not good on sugar. Or dairy - you'll hear it come out of all ends!"
The 26-year-old star - who recently went from a blond to a brunette - does not mind changing her appearance and figure for film roles.
She said: "I've really become comfortable in who I am and in my skin. I feel beautiful whether I am five pounds heavier or five pounds smaller.
I'm actually a natural brunette. I was really blond as a kid, but then I just started getting darker and darker."
Jessica - who is dating singer John Mayer - also revealed she hopes to become a household name after adding a range of home wear to her label.
She said: "I aspire to be a brand like Ralph Lauren."
Bonus Jessica Simpson "blind item".
Which formerly blond bombshell, on a recent visit to Rome, became ill and soiled her bedsheets so badly that the hotel mattress had to be replaced?
"Also, she and (her boyfriend) have a reputation for really dirty sex," says a snitch.
Yep, MF is blocked under the category of "games" (wtf?). It was a little present they gave me on my Monday back from vacation.
And Jessica Simpson couldn't even make 'brown showers' sound like fun to me. Poop is just plain no fun, and not a sexual additive. Rich people must get waaay better drugs than I do.
