There are two more days until school starts.

school is for suckers.

I haven't been in school for 16 years. I fart dust.

You don't actually fart dust, it's just cr@p that's accumulated on you since the last time you moved, 5 years ago.

Don't make me laugh, I might fall down and break my hip. Then it's off to the glue factory.

You should stop being so hopeful, even the glue factory has its standards.

I hate squirrels.....they're an evil empire intent upon human destruction. You can see the murder in their eyes.

What'sat chya' say sonny?!? Owww, my lumbago.

Turn that ear horn of yours upside down, I think you have some wax build up in it...

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Bandersnatch how did you know I was a 20 year old Libertarian? Stop Facebook stalking me

Where's the beef?

In my left pocket...

In your right pocket, according to these little drawings.

I switched pockets once they went up....I don't want anyone touching the beef.

The catchphrase I have been using most often lately is "Go fuck a woodchipper."

I think it encompass' the violent disdain and utter lack of concern I have for other people quite nicely. And if you don't like it, well...see above.

I like it...may I borrow it?

I stole it actually. So, sure. Just don't actually do it, as woodchippers are lousy lays.

It always starts out good, but those damnedable blades always end up ruining it for me.