Well, saw it....and basically it's a complete waste of money. Yes, I ACTUALLY paid for this movie. That says alot, the fact I couldn't get a free pass says to me they're doing it for the $ and not for the quality of the thing, I mean...I don't wanna brag, but pretty much all BIG movie previews I'll see 2 - 4 weeks in advance of release, which is partly because we're owned by a massive movie studio, but partly because they [the movie companies] know to butter up the media, regardless of a films quality...I mean, we get some shit sent to us...but we go along, to give our opinions on it.
This time though, they wanted my $....and it wasn't worth it.
It's all about Homer, which is great...if you like Homer, but he's not even a REAL Simpsons Homer, because too much of a good thing, is a bad thing....they fuck it up by making him a fool, when he's normally just a loveable loaf...they waste Albert Brooks with a character so boring, it's ACTUALLY boring.
They waste Monty Burns - my favorite character - so much I could've walked out when his bit-part was done, Moe, Skinner and half a dozen other Simpsons Characters. They take the Simpsons OUT of springfield which is a MASSIVE mistake and the rest is just lame jokes and a piss poor resolution.
The underlying theme of movie is a bullshit global warming message so obvious it'll have Al Gore doing his presentations in the carpark afterwards to a full crowd....and some half arsed politcal message about the Bush Government that everybody with half a fucking brain ALREADY KNOWS stinks up the world. Leave it to the Simpsons to get on that boat not only 3 years too late, but in a full on feature film.
Quit trying to make a fucking point, and entertain me. We've already got movies shoving Global Warming and the Bush administration down our throats, if I want to see political commentry, I'll stick on CNN for two hours....
Ugh, I can't be bothered writing more. You'll go see it, like the rest of the planet....but fuck, send a mesage to FOX - don't buy the DVD....don't buy the tie-in products and for fucks sake, if we get a sequel...use the FUCKING SIMPSONS CHARACTERS you've created over the last billion years, instead of wasting them away with one-liners and brief cameo scenes.
...oh and, Spider Pig was the best bit of the whole movie, but they forget he existed within minutes of the joke being laid to rest....being that the little fella was the McGuffin for the whole premise of the film, it's like forgetting luke had a father....total rubbish.
Waste of $15
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