I'm getting a jaccuzi suite at a hotel so I can nail Mrs. O in the 3-way full length mirrors, with the lights on, wearing my voice-changer Vader mask. Okay, she might not go for the mask. Maybe if I promise to upload the video on youtube, that always makes shit like this work.

Staying home/cooking & smoking sausages.

Wives today are such prudes. Yesterday, I asked my wife to suck me off while a midget shit on her head and our dog licked his nuts while sitting in a gravy boat full of green peas. She was totally against sucking me off.

Going out... as in moving across the country to California this year. It's time to see what the land of rainbow parades, medical and cheap menial labor can provide in terms of financial opportunity!

I've lost 5 lbs so far! woot woot. I do 50 sit ups a night and eat nothing but meat and broccoli. I predict this lasting a few more days until little ceasars screams my name.