I actually got this little jewel in the mail today. Apparently, I was the lucky winner of the El Gordo Spanish Lottery a few days ago. I need to fax my bank account, routing #, and personal information to someone named Dr. Don Paco Martinez over in Spain to claim my prize. They will then wire my money to me.

Well, unfortunately for these guys, they gave me an international phone # along with the fax #. Tomorrow night, ol Dr. Don Paco Martinez is going to be getting a call from Dr. MTH. It will be filmed using my iMac for your enjoyment. If I don't get him on the phone tomorrow, I'll keep trying until I do. In the mean time, I have scanned and uploaded the letter I received for your viewing pleasure.
http://download.yousendit.com/6DDC8A18574C0099 (this is a small pdf file)
Notice how horrible the grammar is. Also, it looks like they printed it out on an ink jet printer. Also, I googled the El Gordo Spanish Sweepstake and noticed that there are lots of reports of this scam out there. My mom works next door to the FBI building in town, so I'm going to have her drop a copy of it off tomorrow along with the envelope that it came in.