Okay I have recently gotten my degree in Terrorism and now know everything there is to know about this convtroversial subject. If you've ever had any questions about terrorism, now's the time to ask. If you want I can give my answers in picture form instead of words, but it will probably take a little longer for me to reply. So, ask away!

Why didn't Israel try to assassinate the Hezbollah leaders, instead of waging a air/ground war? It would have spared the Lebanese alot of lives and property damage.

Are there really 72 virgins that await those who sacrifice themselves in the name of Allah?

Also on that note, are they really virgins?

They are lesbian virgins with their snatches sewn shut.

They're protected by force fields that will only disperse once all of the bridges, radio towers, and apartment buildings in Beiruit are destroyed.



No, the only fate that awaits terrorists after death is the Well of Tears.

Is that anything like the barrel of semen that awaits prostitutes after death?

That's what you get when you bring a cunt to a cockfight.