Thanks a lot. After the tornado and the flooding and the tree falling on my house yesterday, I needed something to do today.

(reviews to follow)

fuck the review. Tell me about this tornado.

Troy tell us about tha storms that hit ya.

We got hit hard by two Hurricanes in 2004. Hurricane Frances and Jeanne, came one right after the other, which destroyed our hood and knocked out power for a total of two weeks. (Frances for one week, then Jeanne for almost another week).

Here is the story he pm'd to me:

They're saying now that it was just t/storm w/heavy winds. And torrential rain. And fist sized hail. Wind got up to 90-100 mph from 5-10 mph in about 3 minutes. I got home from work about six and it was sunny and hot, and was just taking my shoes off when I heard the howling. I looked outside and couldn't see my front yard, just leaves and garbage and rain going sideways. All in all I got it pretty easy compared to a lot of people in my town. Worked all day yesterday clearing debris and shit but other than a lot of shop-vac duty I'm basically back to normal.

And just in case you didn't really give enough of a shit to have to read all of this I brought pictures.

That was the view out my front door. There is actually a street out there somewhere. Luckily that water provided me with a free indoor pool in my basement. To bad I didn't know it was coming.







And thats the worst of what I got. It didn't go through the roof though, so I'm better off than a lot of folks.



Like these people who live 5 or 6 blocks away. Good thing too because I got a thousand dollar deductable and about $50 in the bank.

Anyways, no big deal really. I didn't want to derail the res-comics thread with my less than impressive tale so I pm'd you about it. And the moral of this story.....fuck arbor day!!



Thanks, Troy. Sorry for asking in the comics reviews DP!

Thanks for the concern folks. I have a sore back and two big piles of shit for some public piles of shit remover person to come and get. But other than that and a lot less shade around my house it looks like it did before. I needed the excercise anyways.

But the most important thing I learned is this. Using cheap imitation leather gloves long after they have been soaked in rainwater and muck (and working for hours with them while they squish that sick rancid lunchmeat squish that only cheap wet imitation leather can) can make your hands smell like dead infected possum vagina for days afterward.

Okay, Troy. Don't make me go to the bottom of my backyard pool to let the filter suck my ass innards out while I masturbate thinking about dead infected possum vagina

Why is this in "stupid shit?" Looks like some serious shit to me.

Hope you and your neighbors are ok.

I always thought the "stupid shit" description for this place was as in "Stupid fresh". Yo.
Word to your Maternal progenitors.

I don't think what we got even compares to hurricane damage though. Maybe if hurricanes only lasted for 45 minutes total. My power was on the next day, some people have been off since Wednsday. I can't imagine the b.o. I'd have if it was off for two weeks. Good thing it's on too, because it's our first anniversary, and I'm on vacation for a week, and I'm looking to score some "Mrs O's Hunny Buns".
(:bunnys:)

Speaking of which, happy Katrina anniversary weekend people!! I'm going to go loot a storage tub full of Heineken.

Happy Anniversary! Take the number of times you had sex with your wife that first year and divide by 2. This number will be the amount of times you have sex with your wife the rest of your life. Take the number of times you had sex with your wife and multiply by 6,432 and this number is the amount of times you will masturbate in the next year. Good Times!

Happy Katrina Week! When you are out at the pool or just at home taking a shower, think that a year ago people were walking around in sewage, waste water with tons of bacteria and dead people in it and probably didn't know it. They were so poor and so black. Thanks Wolf!

Happy One Week Off! When you are sitting at home not getting any, think about us poor shits who are at work all week who won't be getting any from their wives either. But maybe, just maybe, that new intern has loose inhibitions and will give me a quickie at lunch. New Pussy!

Back when I was just a Youngling in my single digits, I saw what ended up hours later becoming the Xenia Tornados of 1974.

These crazy fucking black clouds were spinning in all directions for hours, then wiped out this small town near my small town:

http://www.xeniatornado.com/

You are old and wise Dr. Bandersnatch.

Emphasis on the "old."