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Post Posted: April 13th 2006 10:02 am
 

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....And here I've been eating them plain this whole time.


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"She's been walked on and stepped on so many times
And I hate to admit it but that last footprint's mine
She was crying when I met her, she cries harder today
So don't blame her life turned her that way"


Post Posted: April 13th 2006 1:57 pm
 
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I have always thought women should watch more Bruce Lee movies.


Post Posted: April 14th 2006 10:57 am
 

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They don't show Bruce Lee movies on the Lifetime network


Post Posted: April 14th 2006 5:29 pm
 
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...and what do they all have in common? They don't know when to shut the fuck up.





Sorry. Punchline to a joke I heard once...


Post Posted: May 14th 2006 10:56 pm
 
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this is so bad it makes me giggle


Post Posted: May 20th 2006 1:37 pm
 
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why does my wife have two black eyes ?

because I had to tell her twice.


Post Posted: July 11th 2006 10:59 am
 
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Post Posted: July 12th 2006 12:07 am
 
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250k battered wives....but how many annoyed husbands? :o


Post Posted: July 12th 2006 1:59 am
 

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What about battered husbands?


Post Posted: July 12th 2006 7:03 am
 
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Don't make me slap you around KillWell :whatevaho:


Post Posted: July 12th 2006 8:42 am
 
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Why don't you just do his name to him? :spawnn:


Btw, welcome back IU.


Post Posted: July 12th 2006 9:00 am
 
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IT's good to be home Troy :)

KillWell is a new forum's gril btw, which is why she fronts for the sisters ;)


Post Posted: July 12th 2006 9:54 am
 
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He's got curly hair and glasses.
He's almost wished that knife in his chest....


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Post Posted: July 12th 2006 1:59 pm
 
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KillWell is a new forum's gril btw


Have you confirmed this or is this just assumed until she pisses you off??

Oh, and my wife beats me silly, fyi. But the only battering that goes on, though, is the administering of the baby batter. :o


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Don't make me slap you around KillWell :whatevaho:


I like to see you try it! :mad:


Post Posted: July 12th 2006 7:00 pm
 
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Ooooooooooooohhhh.....


Post Posted: July 12th 2006 8:32 pm
 
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This battle of the violent cliche' cutesies is getting me moist.


Post Posted: July 13th 2006 3:33 am
 
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TroyObliX wrote:
Have you confirmed this or is this just assumed until she pisses you off??


I can confirm the truth of this one being XX from the grt-go ;)


Post Posted: July 13th 2006 6:17 am
 
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That's what she gets when supper's not on the table when I get home.


Post Posted: July 13th 2006 12:00 pm
 
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I put my man in the emergency room one time for saying I was bitchy because of PMS. You can do a lot with a sheet and a baseball bat, esp. when they're sleeping, killme. :mad:




(I shoud also admit to being a forum girl) :cathead:


Post Posted: July 13th 2006 12:06 pm
 
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ps you mispelled "gril" :O


Post Posted: July 13th 2006 1:04 pm
 
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I suck at the internets. :(


Post Posted: July 13th 2006 4:23 pm
 
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change 'at' to 'on' and I'm going to go join these mysterious 'internets'. :monocle:


Post Posted: July 14th 2006 2:01 pm
 
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[img]gun%20picture[/img]


I did something like that to a girl once except I actually pulled the trigger, the girl didn't die but the side of her jaw got blown off and she looks like a horrible creature now


Post Posted: July 15th 2006 1:56 am
 
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Shot through tehe <3, and ur 2 blame.....


Post Posted: July 18th 2006 12:10 am
 
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darthpsychotic wrote:
The only interesting thing at myspace are the ads

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and your complete lack of a profile. Step up douchebag.


So, having a myspace profile means something to people.....god I hope that bird flu kicks in soon.


Post Posted: July 18th 2006 5:51 am
 
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and your complete lack of a profile.

Can we get a pic of your profile?

Please?

:cool:


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