What a wasted opportunity.
Yes, this is Hayden. I don't know how you guessed, but you are one of the few people that have ever truly figured out my identity on the sw.com message boards.
Did you enjoy Episode 3? Man, I fucking HATED it. Spent about 18 hours in that sweaty-ass Vader suit only for George to decide it looked like shit and he did the whole bit with CG instead.
They offered to give me a purple celebrity name, but I'm only here for the pussy. There's got to be a few female Star Wars fans out there who aren't fat fucking smelly pigs. Or even a few male fans with nice DSL. I don't care, as long as they don't expect anything in return. I'm not into that, or at least I don't want anyone to know I am, know what I mean?

rock on nigga
-- HC