not the greatest, byt every time i hear this i laugh my ass off...

Dear chasey lain
I wrote to explain
I’m your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You’ve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I’ve had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You’ve had a lotta dick chasey
But you ain’t had mine

P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?

- The ballad of Chasey Lain / The Bloodhound Gang

Edit: or theres always... This shit is bananas..

I think this thread would be better in general dis

yub yub
na na yo yo
da na na na na na da
da na na na ... na.... naa!

yub yub, da na yuuuuuub nuuuub, yu yub nub da na na nub!

celebrate life!!!!!

yub yub

!!!!

Probably one of the best songs I heard, musically and lyrically.

Something has to change.
Undeniable dilemma.
Boredom's not a burden
Anyone should bear.

Constant over stimulation numbs me
and I wouldn't have
It any other way.

But, it's not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I don't want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.

Finger deep within the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Relax, turn around and take my hand.

I can help you change
Tired moments into pleasure.
Say the word and we'll be
Well upon our way.

Blend and balance
Pain and comfort
Deep within you
Till you will not have me any other way.

But it's not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I don't want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.

Knuckle deep inside the borderline.
This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to.
Relax. Slip away.

Something kinda sad about
the way that things have come to be.
Desensitized to everything.
What became of subtlety?

How can it mean anything to me
If I really don't feel anything at all?

I'll keep digging till
I feel something.

Elbow deep inside the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Shoulder deep within the borderline.
Relax. Turn around and take my hand.