That hairstyle's pimpin'

(Attempt at Chicago area nub humor, fuck off it wasnt as bad as Stacy's early 'jokes')
P.S- Did ya ever hear what this cocksucker is actually accused of?
http://judicial-inc.biz/Specter_Phil.htm
Killing pretty women just non-manly methinks.

Awesome!! Thnx. And sorry Jim.
Yes, phil looks a bit in that pic like I did when i realized what an absolute poser I'd become. Appologies.

chewbacca defense is in order here.

chewbacca is a 8 foot tall wookie from the planet Kashyyyk but he lives on the planet endor with 3 foot tall ewoks, why would an 8 foot tall wookie want to live with 3 foot tall ewoks, this does not make sense!


therefore you must aquit.

Maybe he was going for a 'Southern Belle' disguise. Which could come in handy if he's convicted and longing for attention near the showers.

A bleached leather saddle full of Money!