My REVENGE OF THE SITH Thoughts
I saw ‘Revenge of the Sith’ at midnight last night, and it was truly a mixed experience for me.
My opinion will definitely change upon subsequent viewings but for now, I find it truly difficult to grasp the enormity of what I’ve seen.
There were moments in ROTS that blew me away with their mesmerizing power and improvement over similar moments in the previous prequels.
However, I feel that George Lucas and company may have slightly dropped the ball when it came to the most important elements.
Here’s my breakdown:
I LOVED:
- The opening shot and subsequent space battle. The banter between Obi-Wan and Anakin was spot on, and the entire sequence on board The Invisible Hand was just so effortless and “Star-Warsey” and fun that I was giddy. I truly felt like I was going to go ga-ga for the entire film.
- Grievous; I was so worried about him, but having seen him in action, I admit I was wrong! Very cool character, great FX work, and the duel with Obi-Wan was fantastic.
- The Love scenes: again, I loved them! The meeting between Anakin and Padme was beautifully done and so much more relaxed than in AOTC. The scene in which they stare out over Coruscant is just amazing, the kind of introspective emotional moment that has been lacking recently. Aside from a few terrible transitional wipes (you’ll know the ones I mean), the middle portion of this film just wowed me, especially…
- Palpatine’s Seduction: The opera scene was amazing, great atmosphere, great dialogue, great FX work. Ian’s performance sold me so well that I just sat in the theatre going “he….hehehehe….so evil” to myself. I loved it.
- Order 66: Beautiful stuff. Nuff’ said.
- Wookiees at War: A little short, but very nostalgic!
- Ewan McGregor: Wow! He is Obi-Wan! He smiles and frowns and cries and comes to life! He is the soul of this film for me…I loved his work.
- The Immolation Scene: Holy crap! He’s BURNING! “I hate you!”…Oh my God.
I DID NOT LIKE:
- Vader’s “Nooooo!” cry was absolutely terrible. A ridiculous and unnecessary addition which completely ruined one of the most amazing moments in pop-cultural collectiveness. Why, George? Why not just have the room explode around him? WHY THE GODDAMN RETARD STUMBLING AND CRY!?
- The Mace/Sidious duel and Anakin’s Turn: I mean…I dunno. It was so Meh to me. Ian McDiarmid did his Gollum-impersonation, and the FX work on the face-change were kinda miserable, I thought. The practical Sidious make-up was weak, in my opinion. It look plastickey and bulky, and was inferior to ROTJ Emperor make-up in every way. Then, to top it off, Anakin just kinda bows and does Sidious’ bidding…I dunno. Could have been more…effective? I just don’t know. I was quite disappointed.
- The Temple Storming: When Anakin is leading the troopers up the stairway to the Temple, where was the freaking Imperial March? If there was a more perfect moment for the March in ROTS…I would have liked to see Anakin at least cut up one Jedi on-screen….I dunno, it just didn’t affect me emotionally as I anticipated…
- Use of Music: I love John William’s ROTS score. On the album. In the film, I found it lacking to an amazing extent. Battle of the Heroes barely registers…they use the Anakin Vs. Obi-Wan cue, but the choral concert rendition of BOTH gets barely anything, and it is FAR more powerful than anything else. What’s worse, the Anakin Vs. Obi-Wan track has that amazing “Clash of Lightsabers” Imperial March cue in it, and WHEN do they use it? Beneath Sidious and Yoda talking, where one can barely hear it! I mean, why!? Why not save that music for an action moment and pump it for Christ’s sake? And lastly, why oh why was the Imperial March so diluted in the final scene onboard the Star Destroyer with Vader and the Emperor? And when Vader rises from the slab…Naboo Funeral music? The use of Emperor’s theme, Imperial theme, and Battle of the Heroes in this film was very poor. “Across the Stars” got more time than BOTH. Inexcusable, to me.
- Would it have really hurt to have a scene with the voice of Qui-Gon? I mean, that last Yoda and Obi-Wan scene was a massive cop-out. It’s the last Star Wars film…take two minutes to do it properly…hmph.
- My biggest disappointment was The Duel(s). I just can’t explain why I felt nothing during either of the Duels. They were kind of exciting, but the emotion wasn’t there…it just wasn’t…Maybe I’m an unreasonable bitch, but I expected to get chills akin to those I get when watching Vader and Luke duel in ROTJ…It didn’t happen…sadly. The dialogue between Anakin and Obi-Wan was weak in my opinion, and Yoda vs. Sidious kinda felt like a scene from The Incredibles to me.
OVERALL:
I know this seems like a mega-rant. I really enjoyed the film for the most part. I was entirely enthralled. But when the first hour is SO amazing and then the film kinda loses it’s way, I feel sad.
Make no mistake, further viewings will change this opinion. Expectations are powerful little bastards.
I have pictured the final battle between Obi-Wan and Anakin in my dreams for over 12 years when I heard about it in the playground and when I read it in my Essential Guide to Star Wars Characters. I have waited so long for it. The emotional clash between best friends, the dark side and the light side. The chills. The betrayal.
Probably nothing could have satisfied me.
Hopefully things will change upon further viewings. There’s a lot to love in ROTS…but I feel there is a lot that was merely GOOD when it should have been earth-shattering.
8/10 – Because it’s Star Wars and it gets judged on its very own scale
