Oh for the love of fuck.
Herrrrrrrrreeee we gooooo.
And what a way to spin their shill. It's all about a dim-witted decision to attract "younger age demographics that otherwise would not be able to enjoy the on-screen carnage previously available only to those adults that work their asses off all day in order to see said carnage plus uncensored swearing, and the added benefit and monetary windfall of merchandising through, of all titles, Playmates?!" Folks. Now, before you all label me as someone that has a problem with merchandising, think again. I love good merchandising. What I don't love is corporate mongers like these attaching "more family friendly" ratings to a franchise like Terminator in order to sell more merchandise to the kiddies.
Fuck the kiddies. Let them wait it out like everyone else did till age 17 ( and really, does anyone even care that under 17 year olds see R movies anymore?) and see it in the more appropriate R rating.
Oh, and yes, lets compare it to the wonderment that was Live free or die hard. An otherwise decent (if not overkill attempt without the first three's original spirit and attack) installment that was so dumbed down, we couldn't even here Brucey give his trademark tag. And before someone chimes in saying, "Yes he did, he said Yippie-etc, no he didn't. It was muffled by the gun discharge.)
No barrage of body hits from Mclane's gun. No excessive spatter of blood. All insinuated graphic gore. Please.
And, The TERMINATOR??? Are you fucking kidding me??!!! Just so we can now pen a deal with PLAYMATES? Is anybody else just fucking throwing their popcorn out the window here? I am so sick to fucking death of the Moral Majority (including the Ex-Yuppie, comb-over Mouth Breathers that run Hollywierd and what was once a somewhat respectable, imaginative and ballsy industry) laying wast to my Adult entertainment by dumbing it down for their Mouth Breathing Offspring. Hass anyone even considered the fact that one of the reasons people like myself go to the few movies I do, is because with the adult content undeterred by a pg-13 ( Indy 4 will be the exception as it's always been pg-13 since TOD, and I expect kids there) I can enjoy my movie going experience without some idiot tween-agers making a ruckus, acting obnoxious, and yelling at the screen ( or for that matter talki9ng through the movie) or indulging in other generally undesirable, adolescent practices I find displeasing to the ears.
So, now we get to see the new Terminator sans the edge it's always had. Fuck you MPAA. And if you really want to see how fucked up retarded these people are, I suggest you rent, "For your Consideration."
On a final note. I recently went to a screening at the Ziegfeld Theatre here in New York for the Spielberg classics festival. One of the films showing, and that i really wanted to see, was E.T. The Extra Terrestrial. And see it I did. Now, without getting into a further rant on Stevo's bullshit watering down there of THAT film to become more "Family (and retarded) friendly", I will say this. For those moments still intact from the original film's release ( I.E> They still had guns and Ultra-Milf Dee Wallace still had her line, "They're just children", and Mike was still dressed as a "Terrorist"-God I love you Stevie, but the fact that you make these Pussy based "adjustments" to your masterpieces in pop-culture really make me want to examine what happened to your Balls-Your penchant for being a little too hard on people in the biz that make mistakes in your path doesn't make it easier to forgive your idiocy as a film maker sometimes either. But we can talk about all that someday after I win my Oscar for best Motion Picture.), I was able to notice a young boy of 8 to my far left past my Girlfriend, sitting with his family. He was on the edge of his seat. literally, experiencing what I experienced when I was his age while watching E.T. And I enjoyed watching him every so often experiencing something so magical, and in the appropriate arena. A Family friendly film where he had every right to come and be enthralled, forming memories that will be carried throughout his lifetime.
That was his special moment, with HIS movie.
MPAA, Stop mucking with my special moments, blood laden and profanity laced as they may be, at mine.
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