Found today in my closet.


Found sometime last week at 1AM in my hallway.


Found on my front door the day after the one above.


Found in my toilet one morning last week when I woke up.

Jesus Christ, please move out. You can chill at my house of you need to move out of state. Half the spiders here, guarranteed.

florida more like the pits of hell

ps - are those poop marks in your toilet or did it get scratched up somehow?

scratches because they were there when we moved in. or the old owners had magical shit that lasted for 14 years.

Hmmm don't you agree that it needs some new paint.

I think those spiders would kick the shit out of the centipedes. They're huge.

your toliet looks thirdworld.