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says Hugh Hefner is desperate for her to feature in his famous magazine.
The 24-year-old beauty claims the magazine mogul has hounded her since she was a teenager.

She said: 'They've asked me a million times. Hef has been after me since I was 17, and I got offered a lot of money.

'I'll never do it. Why? Because I'm Paris Hilton.'

Meanwhile, Hilton has been accused of losing control of her bladder in the back of a cab.

Taxi driver Harden Jamison said the blonde star was too drunk to notice what happened when he picked up the 'Simple Life' star, and her boyfriend Stavros Niarchos, after a party in Hawaii.

The driver says he had to mop up the mess with a towel and plans to use the dampened cloth, containing Paris' urine, as DNA evidence against her in court.

The only place she should do a nude layout is on some railroad tracks, or a buffet, or somewhere else she would have a good chance of getting in touch with how entirely annoying she is or being horribly maimed.

I just don't 'get' the Parisian-phenomenon. She looks like a retarded meaty spider to me. But to each thier own I suppose. Rich people are completely out of touch with reality these days, regardless of wether or not thier 'shows' are listed as such in TV Guide.

However, Tiffany Amber Thiessen can piss in my cab any time she wants.

fixed.