I haven't drank in 6 weeks.

Aww, Tony. Call some ho's or whatever.

I knew you wanted me.

I need a glass of something

Yeah, but I've been trying to get back in top shape so the bitches will want me again, I can't afford the cals.

What can I say.

Mine will be here at 1:20

Downloading now.

Nighty night, Tony.

Sexual Healing. lol.

Girl was on her rag, but don't worry, I sent her home with a mouth full. Made up for your loss TM

Sweet jesus!

I have read through a lot of threads tonight, but this is the one and only post that was a shocker for me. You truely are a savage beast!

I came home around 12am-ish EST and there were like 70 users and guests here.

Place is dead now though.

Translation: "Went to to uni bar with friends, couldn't pick up, jerked off at home to rags/blowjob fantasy "

No, but sounds like you had a disappointing night.

He would.

Why would he go through all the time of gathering your post history if not for your wonderful, glorious attention?

I thought there was something different but figured it was just the weed

I haven't drank in 6 minutes.

fuck that, budwessier, I would rather drink piss

I'd rather have those breasts.

Transgender op's can be so expensive.....

Nice "taps."

AVATARS

- MUST BE NO LARGER THAN 190px wide X 230px tall.
- NO LARGER THAN 400kb FILESIZE
- Make it good or it will go way.

What's 100kb over the limit? C'mon!

And how did femme01 ever become a moderator in the first place? She's supposedly a chick and won't even post her pic?

I'm sure us Reservation Dogs will eventually whip out the smooth words to get her to do so...