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KitFisto

Posted: May 25th 2005 8:58 am

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I don't know what kind of "english" they taught and/or are teaching* you in aussie land, but learn how to fucking structure your posts, you dirty aussie. It is a sad state of affairs if redneck bearvomit corrects you.

*I use the present tense because I hope you are still taking some sort of english class at this time.

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Bandersnatch

Posted: May 25th 2005 10:11 am

OBGYN

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KitFisto

Posted: May 25th 2005 3:24 pm

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It doesn't work like that, you have to make your point properly. In your case you might try to actually make a point.

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bacta

Posted: May 25th 2005 5:20 pm

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brian wtf

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Slug

Posted: May 25th 2005 6:28 pm

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Its just canadian passive-aggressiveness, not to worry.

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Slug

Posted: May 25th 2005 6:32 pm

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but less than 20 murders commited with a gun every year so go figure.

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Bandersnatch

Posted: May 25th 2005 6:35 pm

OBGYN

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Quote:

you have a Harry Potter avatar.

Titles J.K. Rowling will never use:

Harry Potter and the Case of the Pedophile Priest

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Abu Ghirab

Harry Potter Finally Fucks Hermine Whilst Rod Looks On

Harry Potter's Vegas Vacation

Harry Potter Must Conquer the Martians

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Artmaul

Posted: May 25th 2005 6:37 pm

God's Helper

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You forgot the obvious:

Harry Potter and the Hermione Hymen

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Bandersnatch

Posted: May 25th 2005 6:39 pm

OBGYN

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Artmaul wrote:

You forgot the obvious:

Harry Potter and the Hermione Hymen

dork'.

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Bandersnatch

Posted: May 25th 2005 6:43 pm

OBGYN

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Isn't that red-haired superfriend's name Rod? Or is it Ron.

Whatever, it works! :heavymetal:

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Slug

Posted: May 25th 2005 6:47 pm

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To me Hermione is the one to perforate her own hymen. Just something about her makes me think that.

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Bandersnatch

Posted: May 25th 2005 6:50 pm

OBGYN

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To me Hermione is the one to perforate her own hymen. Just something about her makes me think that.

I'm sure she has a special magic spell she recites while ramming her wand...

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Slug

Posted: May 25th 2005 6:52 pm

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"Wandom, masturbationum"

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Bandersnatch

Posted: May 25th 2005 8:02 pm

OBGYN

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"Sniff the Wand."

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KitFisto

Posted: May 26th 2005 12:37 am

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I she 18 yet? I doint want to feel too dirty masterbating to her.

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KitFisto

Posted: May 26th 2005 1:18 am

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It amazes me how nonsensical you are.

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Exmortem

Posted: May 26th 2005 1:46 am

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why is the corpse bride blue in this one? is blue the new "in" corpse color....will all the g0thic girls wear blue corpse paint now?

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KitFisto

Posted: May 26th 2005 3:01 am

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I'm amazed you still have a goddamn Harry Fucking Potter avatar!

I was going to change it, but I have changed my mind.

Seriously, are you the world's biggest dork?

No, but this man is.

I'm probably not even in the top 100

How old are you? for real?

20, been on the internet for 10 years now

Because you go on about having internet skills and yet I'm supposed to take you seriously while looking at a child's book cover! Or should I change my avatar to Hop on Pop so we can all just get along?

Harry Potter is as kiddie as Star Wars is.

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bearvomit

Posted: May 26th 2005 5:19 am

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That's not even the cover of the book! M-O-O-N, that spells nerd.

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Bandersnatch

Posted: May 26th 2005 5:40 am

OBGYN

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"HYMENUS INTERUPTUS!"

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Zéyann

Posted: May 26th 2005 5:45 am

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hermione is cute

EDIT: she's as old as my sister

14, if I'm not mistaken

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Zéyann

Posted: May 26th 2005 5:53 am

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what sick fuck has nude pics of his sister

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Zéyann

Posted: May 26th 2005 5:58 am

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Bandersnatch

Posted: May 26th 2005 6:08 am

OBGYN

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"NIPPLESLIPTUS BREASTOLIS!"

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Slug

Posted: May 26th 2005 11:01 am

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cod doc wrote:

Zéyann wrote:

what sick fuck has nude pics of his sister

you do

now post them before my nightly masturbation session

Come on we all know about that dutch lifestyle, incest is best.

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Bandersnatch

Posted: May 26th 2005 5:54 pm

OBGYN

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Please change the name of this thread to "The Adventures of Hermine's Hymen."
:cool:

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Artmaul

Posted: May 26th 2005 5:59 pm

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Seconded.

Or "Emma Watson's Def Hyman Jam"

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deathmoogle

Posted: May 26th 2005 7:02 pm

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PMSing Hermione...

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Bandersnatch

Posted: May 26th 2005 7:35 pm

OBGYN

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Artmaul wrote:

Seconded.

Or "Emma Watson's Def Hyman Jam"

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bacta

Posted: May 26th 2005 8:27 pm

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comedy science rocks!

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Bandersnatch

Posted: May 26th 2005 8:27 pm

OBGYN

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bloody brilliant!

He just threated to swallow me in his ass...

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bacta

Posted: May 26th 2005 8:35 pm

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nub ownage = hawt

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bacta

Posted: May 26th 2005 8:55 pm

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what's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

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face

Posted: May 26th 2005 9:07 pm

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what's harry potter

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bacta

Posted: May 26th 2005 9:07 pm

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face wrote:

what's harry potter

get out now

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Bandersnatch

Posted: May 28th 2005 5:11 pm

OBGYN

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All things internet are your creation, o mighty xander... :spawnn:

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femme01

Posted: May 28th 2005 7:48 pm

Charming to the last

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Damn. Al Gore created Reservation.

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yarq

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