Heh... I had a little fun with Coruscant today.....

it started in this thread: http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp? ... t=15490213

(You dont need to read it, and it's locked anyways.)

Anyways, the girl who started the topic, sweetassugar, was pretty retarded.

so i posted:
"wow. are you 13? and female, i bet. I hope, anyways. You should hit on that Coruscant guy. He likes girls like you. "


and he replied
"Oh shut up. People like you don't know how to forgive and forget and you attack and bash people completely without invite of any kind. Don't you have better things to do than bash me all the time at every given oppurtunity? " with like 6 plain faces in there



so i posted:
"Bash??? I'm trying to find you a new e-girlfriend to have e-babies and e-break up with! "



then it was locked

So i sent him a PM saying "Oh, give me a break. I've made a jab at you like 4 or 5 times ever. "

his reply: " No sorry it has been much more than that. You may only think you've done it 4 or 5 times but since I'm the one on the recieving end of it, I always remember it and you've done many more times than that.

Besides that comment was so much more terribly worse than usual because it made a jab at Ani_dala and I when we've been keeping our relationship private and out of the JC's public eye and it still bothers me greatly that it seems like mf.com-ers are still jabbing about it.

And I bet you didn't know we're still together. A post after mine inclined that we had broken up."


me:"ah, still together. how cute! good luck raising your e-babies!!!!!!!!!! "

him:"FYI, we abandoned the e-baby concept. Plz don't speak about it and spread old news."

me:":) :heart Then be sure to use protection!"

him:"You have some pretty deluded fantasies about how we go about our relationship together. Please stop. plain_face"

me:"fantasies? gag me! seriously. My fantasies have NOTHING to do with 13 year olds petting eachother and professing their e-love

Btw, sex is good. It's not "deluded" that doesn't even make sense.

Also, don't knock it till you try it ;-)"

him: "I know sex is good!

I'm talking about that disgusting cyber-sex stuff..."

me: "You pervert!!!! Jesus. No, I will not cyber with you. You're lucky I don't tell your e-gf that you tried to pull this :x "

And I still haven't gotten a reply




So, since he thinks we make fun of him here, i figure we may as well start.

Pervert, cut off his penis.

gg Tracy.

wait what

I loved his lastest comms post:



PS no one likes a rat Also, the mods aren't dipshits.

(Well, most of them. )

yeah he really sucks one time I was like "hey you're a bad poster" and he was like "well fuck you man" and I was like "hey shut up you're a stupid you jerk" and then I posted a thread about it am I cool

What's an e-baby?

one time he called me a name so i called him a name and i was all wtf we should be friends then i was like oh wait not lol


wait what

oh coruscunt reloaded lol. props pepe.

Huh?

Well gee, I have to admit, I failed miserably at "pwning" you, goodfellas, didn't I?

So....do you mf-ers (pun happily intended) have a vendetta against me or something?

No. We have a thing against stupidity.

Coruscant makes me laugh.