derek has a deal for darthy

if you can find him a dealer in albany by tonight who can get him some he will unblock you on AIM

I will not deal with terrorists

Oh good, this is playing out like a movie. Next, the terrorists will need something very personal to DP. His parents/wife/child/favorite teddy bear from childhood/best friend will be sacrificed if he doesn't give up the weed of hemp. You must make a choice!!!!

It could be a good movie. But you gotta have a montage. And topless hot women with DD breasts. I don't know where that came from or how you would incorporate this into the Half Baked/Ransom/Firewall movie theme but definitely need some big breasts in it. And huge explosions. And a score by John Williams. Not 2006 John Williams, but late 70's-'85 John Williams. And a production budget of $300 million.

:mrgreen:

"Chubby blonde double D Nazi sluts in mini-skirts do watersports and oral in slo-mow" montage please. And I don't care who does the soundtrack fyi.

Update: I think I know what prompted this thread.

http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/local_sto ... 93736.html

So I guess the only real question is...
[spoil]Which one is 35-year-old Robert Ferranti, Derek or Metal gold knight??[/spoil]

Oh my, you figured out our secret!

trip report: derek last night

All that watermelon gone to waste.

derek was for some reason passed out drunk on the floor last night even though he and metalgoldknight got from some street nigro they approached. I was randomly informed about this on AOL instant messenger.

A chat log was going to be posted but I quickly came to my senses and a image best representing the situation was used instead.

MF News: Fair and Unbalanced

I sense a plot to destroy the derek.

"Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope."

heres athe current sithc

im high from rinow o

i got it in the pank in the nyc today. i with musicas brother were snet into Darkie Park to get the . the negotiatiojns went likethis

: smoke?

musicas bro: yes plz

me: i got 40 bux

:nothing for 40 bux *walks away*

me: wait i mean 60\

:lowest is 65

me: ok deal *gets


i smokedv in musica's hais

after a few hits ig ot spinny and silly so we went out in car driven by Lady Musica Herself for foods and got some at this really scary store thar kept spinning around into oblivion and made you move all over and shake but everyone watching

we got foods and went baxk home, eat foods, smoke more

at now i got really higer than ever before i went to aether

then video game. link is invinclble in smash bros. but donkey kong vs. 3 jigglypuffs takes the cake. then the driving. birdo. birdo. birdo. birdo. birdo. birdo. birdo. over and over again it haunts y dreams worse than the sandman's worst nightmares. i spent endless time on tracks with none but birdo and one other random person usually peach and daisy and once tode-ette ghost ghost ghost there ms. internet how are you today?

now internet.: is more ever in my destiny??? : YOU CAN ONLY FIND OUT MORE INTERNETS WHEN YOU;RE SMARTER THAN YODA

Does this mean he received anal this morning in NYC? I don't understand all this gibberish, but I think he got high, yes?

derek please communicate with pictures and photoshop arts from now on ok thanks

The really fucked up thing is I understand what he said.

except for the 'birdo. birdo. birdo. birdo. birdo. birdo. birdo.' part, but the -head in me thinks it's some kind of sound effect.

ok here is a summary of last night in picture form

The guy on the right is on fire.

That's Derek, and he was too high to care.

Also btw, the girl sitting to his left is Musica.

"Musica" seems to have a blue flame coming out of her snatch.