i also cannot read all of that, so my problem is an unsolved mystery

Take a few minutes to read all of it, and solved your mystery will be.
Otherwise, I can only refer you to Dr. Demodex.

after having had sex with Staceeeeeeeeeeee, can you prescribe penicillin? or will the disease spread?

http://bmv.ohio.gov/bmv.asp





I do not prescribe, nor do I recommend vicodin, primarily due to the imitation fruit flavoring. I do suggest you try a brick and some Advil. If the problem persists, continue asking for my advice in this highly respected internet message board.






More information and graphic details of the sexual activity is needed before I can make an accurate prescription...

Is this your first inter-tranny experience or is it a fetish of yours?

Aba used to be my b/gf so its a fetish...

Dr.Bandersnatch still needs more information and graphic sexual details to further study this case.

Medicine cannot solve the sexual fetish, it simply is.

Dr.Bandersnatch presents...

Amazing Psychological Studies in Art!


Describe what you see in these images:

I see three penis' and an anus

You will be killed in a freak bowling accident, and your name will be misspelled for all of eternity.



Next?

Bingo!

Dr. Bandersnatch,

What does it mean when people post images of goatse?

The so-called "goatse" virus has no real meaning or intent. However, anyone stricken by the urge to post goatsesque is advised to take these specific precautionary measures:

1) Unplug computer.

2) Burn computer.

3) Burn self with computer.

4) Unplug self.

Will burning your eye's help as well?

Ok kids, time for some more questions. I'm sure you all have some ailments to describe to me, what with all the viruses being spawned down in N'Awleens these days...

What's it mean when you watch the news and you feel the need to dislike all black people?

This means you are in need of some of Dr. B's All-Purpose Minstrel Show Theropy, which is garroonteed to sooth what ails ya and is currently on tour on rooftops all acrosst N'Awleens:

Is there some type of mental condition that leads people to engage in what has popularly become known as culture jamming?

Hooray. Post 100 & page 3. As a follow up, did you ever dream that your online medical practice would reach such heights?

"Paranoia."




Yes.