EricIsBacchus wrote:
check out his "Skills" in his bio. It's freaking hilarious.
It's not only his "Skills" that are sad, it's his entire bio. I'll post it here for maximum enjoyment:
dp4m at TFN wrote:
Bio: dp4m, Male Human EU Literature Canonist 6/RPG Lord 6/JC Manager 8, Init +3/+11 (DEX/DEX + Mod)
Defense 32 [16] (+3 DEX, +19 Class, SQ: defense halved in movie forums), Speed 10m; VP/WP: 234/14 (6)*
Atk: +19/+14/+9/+4 Ranged (1d2/20; Rubber-Bands), SQ: Encyclopedic Knowledge, Weakness of Purity,
Fundamental Understanding, Random Chance, Edit, Warn, Ban, Immunity [fear/stun], Tarkin Doctrine, Favoritism,
Sixth Sense, Dark Side Mod Armor, SV: Fort +8, Ref +12, Will +2, Size M, FP 148, DSP 1, Rep +16
STR 11, DEX 16, CON 14(6)*, INT 18, WIS 4, CHA N/A,
Equipment: Banstick*, Jedi Council Robes, High-Speed Internet Line, See-What-Users-Are-Wearing-Through-Their-Monitor Button
Skills: Computer Use +34, Diplomacy +4/+10, Disguise +6, Gather Information +30, Intimidate +12,
Knowledge [JC Terms of Service] +30, Knowledge [Expanded Universe] +36, Knowledge [Star Wars Trivia] +36, Listen +10,
Read/Write English, Read/Write Latin, Read/Write French, Read/Write Hebrew, Speak English, Repair + 12, Spot +10
Force Skills: Affect Mind +12, Ban +8, Edit +26, Farseeing +24, Warn +26
Feats: Exotic Armor Proficiency (Dark Side Mod Armor), Exotic Weapon Proficiency (Banstick), Gearhead, Skill
Emphasis (Computer Use), Skill Emphasis (Gather Information), Skill Emphasis (Knowledge [JC Terms of Service]),
Skill Emphasis(Knowledge [Expanded Universe]), Skill Emphasis (Knowledge [Star Wars Trivia]),
Weapon Group Proficiencies (Nerf, LaserTag, Water Guns, Rubber Bands, Sarcasm)
Force Feats: Alter, Banstick Defense, Control, Force Sensitive, Sense
* - dp4m has constructed his own banstick.
That's probably one of the saddest things I've ever seen.
