Right, red-eyed and ears buzzing from tiredness, here is my more detailed review.
Basically, I thought that the film was superb. Really rather good. That’s not to say I don’t have criticisms, but nothing that I consider massive. Although as I come on to mention, there are a few things which are a ‘shame’ i.e. if it wasn’t for them I’d be reading negative reviews and 9 times out of 10 going ‘you’re talking sh!t’, rather than ‘yeah, you’ve got a point’.
The action scenes are excellent. The opening 20-25 minutes is an absolute adrenalin rush, and there are some hilarious moments with R2D2. While most of the exposition is in the half hour or so after this, I can ensure you that it’s done at a rapid pace – I honestly couldn’t think of a scene you could cut… though I can think of some lines I would cut (as I come on to say). The dialogue between Palpatine and Anakin (setting the scene for his turning) was spine-chilling at times – particularly when it would cut to a close up of Palpatine allowing himself a smile.
From the ‘reveal’ of Palpatine as the Sith onwards it’s virtually non-stop action. The whole things unravels as a massive tragedy. Anakin has 2 opportunities to slice Palpatine into some sort of Sith kebab, but makes the wrong decision both times. The subsequent annihilation of the Jedi is possibly my favourite part of the film….. it gets bleaker and bleaker before a Yoda moment which made me and I’m guessing most of the audience sh!t ourselves and go ‘f*ck yeah!’. You’ll know the bit I’m talking about.
It all ends in two almighty fight scenes (With more Yoda moments

) which don’t quite hit the heights of the duels in ROTJ and TPM (in my opinion). Technically they are on a whole different level, and there are some outstanding moments. But I’ve worked out the unfortunate problem – they lack the emotion of ESB or ROTJ fights….because you know what happens. Literally. If anything Yoda’s was the better fight because at some stage both he and Palpatine are on the back foot. With ‘the duel’ there isn’t really any major sense of peril, although it obviously still rocks.
Excellent/Better than expected bits
The acting is 95% fine. I include Natalie Portman and Hayden in this. MOST of the dialogue is fine also… in fact some of the dialogue was excellent. Most of this is said by Obi-wan, Yoda or Palpatine.
Did I say that Yoda rocks?
Grievous was better than expected. He has a couple of ‘holy sh!t’ moments.
R2D2 amused me greatly
I’ve said this earlier – anyone who didn’t like the Vader born/Padme dying scene needs to go home and rethink their life (or rather, go back and rewatch it). The music-less, ‘click’, ‘hiss’ and ‘kiiiiii-hooooo’ of Vader’s mask being put in place and his first breath sent a massive chill down my back. The only lines that Vader has – wanting to know where Padme is – put a massive lump in my throat and the chicks I was with cried. FFS – the guy turned in the first place for his love for the woman, which Lucas had spend a film and a half battering into our heads, so he’s not going to wake up and say ‘jesus, that f*cking burned, right let’s go conquer the universe’.
Each of the fight-scenes were absolutely superb. Shame that Dooku and Mace’s were, to be honest, slightly on the short side.
This film has more ‘holy sh!t’ moments than most films could ever dream about. Stupid example – Obiwan taking off his coat and lighting his light saber just before the duel was one of those moments.
That’s a shame
There was nothing in particular that annoyed me, but there are bits that will/have been picked up by critics already which I can see their point about. If you’re not a Star Wars fan and/or allow these sort of things to annoy you then it could reduce your viewing experience. In no particular order :
SLJ - Mace is a bit more, er, confrontational in this. Now I’ve liked him as Mace, but unfortunately every time he’s acting badass you can’t help but here Pulp Fiction et al.
Minor.
Obi-Wan – Now this is a real shame. Clearly he’s Scottish. Clearly Sir Alec Guinness isn’t. 95% of the time he nails the accent…. However 5% of the time he sounds like he’s taking the pisz with his elongated ‘posh-voice’ vowels. Given that a) you can do more than one take and b) You can dub the fecking thing, in some ways this is inexcuseable as it detracts from an otherwise superb performance. (and he really nails his last speech to Anakin)
Love dialogue – nowhere near as bad, but as I allude earlier there’s usually one line that undoes all the good ones. Here’s an innocent, but very representative example. Early on Anakin has just got back from the Clone wars. He hugs Padme (good). She was worried that he may have died (good). He comforts her and says he misses her. (good). Believeable dialogue. But then, just when ‘the job’s been done’ and he’s nailed the scene (Lucas) and he should f*cking shout CUT with all his might, Anakin/Padme will come out with something retarded like ‘I really really love you’ (I don’t know if this actually said, but you get the idea!)
Palpatine – now I love this guy, think he’s superb, but again there are times (notably after first ‘changing’) that his voice sounds weird/ cackles sound OTT!
Final one. Only truly bad scene. Padme brushing her hair. Clearly a pick-up, as Natalie Portman is 2 stone lighter and looks about 60.