DoubleSith wrote:
E_CHU_TA! wrote:
DoubleSith wrote:
I disagree. Watch Cowboys & Aliens.
Was the failure Favreau’s fault or was the wacky premise doomed to fail from the beginning?
Oh, the script was undercooked, but he still took a picture with James Bond and Han Solo teaming up to shoot aliens and manged to make it
boring.
Funny, I think I just said that. And not just Han Solo, but Han Solo engaged in the project like he hasn't been for (with one exception) a decade or more. IM on the other hand gets by basically on RDJ's charisma. Notice that the whole thing falls apart in the third act once you take him out of the picture (replacing him with CGI IM) and Favreau needs to deliver the action finale - he can't do it. He has TOTAL control as he's working in CGI, and can't deliver even an interesting
looking fight. Now look at CvA, yes the idea is goofy, that's why it should be a frigging slam dunk for popcorn entertainment. It's COWBOYS. Fighting ALIENS. How is that not even an Asylum-level of entertaining? Hell, he even managed to quote Indy's tank jump, pretty much verbatim, from LC and make it boring! It's unfortunate, because he seems like a genuinely nice, fun, very VERY bright guy (just watch how Ford opened up with him - Ford is a guy who clearly doesn't suffer fools, and seems to LOVE this guy), and personality-wise, this is who you'd love to see helming SW. He's just such a pedestrian, uninspired director that should not be allowed anywhere near this project.
Now,
how is CvA boring you ask BS? Well that's a whole essay in itself, but I think can be reduced to Jake Lonergin is so badly underwriten that Craig just comes across as a blank slate. Strike that, a
bland slate. Then there's never a clear idea about what the aliens want (yeah, yeah, Gooooooolllllld, but why? And if they can just blast the bejeesus out of humans, why do they need to study our weaknesses?), so there's never really any stakes we understand or care about. Also, Ford's entire reason in going after the aliens is his son, who's a useless asshat we are told to hate from scene 1. We therefore have NOTHING invested in him finding his boy (oh god, I just realized
SOMEONE TOOK HIS FAMILY(member)...why, Harry, WHY?!). The design work feels like stuff we've already seen a thousand times before (apart from the extra arms, which are used to zero story effect, and frankly make so little biological sense (as they inadvertently expose ALL OF THE ALIEN'S INTERNAL ORGANS) that they're stupid instead of frightening. The photography is weak, and manages to take the expanse of the West and make it small and flat. It also fails to find any interesting angles on the alien technology. Again, this is stuff that was designed, and should have been designed with at least a couple of hero angles in mind. If it was however, they managed to miss them in the camera. Finally, Favreaus editing pace is just....off...somehow. It's never jarring, but it never creates any momentum either. The film is, as I've said, not
bad exactly. It's too inert to actively be bad. It's just a giant waste of everyone's time, money, and talent.