Ha, sorry. Here's a basic review:
Outstanding London policeman Nick Angel (make that police officer) is forced to take a promotion and head out to a small town of Sandford. Once there he finds this sleepy town has next to no crime at all, but a lot of mysterious accidents. When his suspicions are aroused by an interesting car accident he wants to investigate, only to be saddled with the most worthless police force of all time (as well as the most stupid and overexcited partner of all time). More accidental deaths occur, so he takes investigations into his own hands.
Really funny shit.
Here is the trailer:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425112/trailers
But if the trailer is anything like the TV ads, the movie is far far better.
Aussies with keen ears should keep an eye out for the music used on the Late Show DVD.