have you seen Ebert lately? that is one scary looking monster motherfucker! he had some kinda throat cancer and had his entire lower jaw and part of his neck removed. But they left his lip so it just dangles there like some nasty flap of turkey skin. And he can't talk either so he has this little handheld talking computer with a british voice he uses. He also wears some black turtleneck to hide whatever hideousness his neck is in. really nightmare inducing stuff.
this is what you would look like seeing Ebert in your bedroom
edit* no, no, no DP added that pic of him above. Don't let that fool you. He looks presentable there. take a look at this interview, 41 sec mark and the 2:16 especially, and witness the man in your nightmares.
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