So, my comp.'s been broken and in the shop for the past three and a half weeks, but I've finally got it back and working again. What's been happening while I've been away?

Nothing, the entire world has been at a complete standstill awaiting your return.

Thanks for coming back, I have had to pee the whole time.

OH, THANK GOD, BUDDA, MOTHER TERESA, and the lady formerly known as the VIRGIN MARY. Now we can all get back down to business, which is waiting for the Dark Knight trailer.

Dumbledore came out of the closet.

And Derek has been making friends over at the SA forums.