To discover just one of my many magical talents, click here:

http://ourohio.org/index.php?page=video-sample-1

And here:

http://ourohio.org/index.php?page=ohio-ffa

And here:

http://ourohio.org/index.php?page=ohio-maple-syrup


The voice-over narrator is yours truly.

Wow, you sound really professional. I thought it was Forest Sawyer talking for a second.

Allthough, I didn't read the last sentence of your post until just now and had assumed you were the chunky blonde woman in the cider video. I pounded one out while screaming "OHIO CIDER BABY!!" before I realized my newfound fantasy fistfull was really just an A.D.D mistake.

Oh well, way to go on having a job.

Thanks! I've done about 10 or 12 of those segments for that show. It's on PBS stations across the state every weekend. It doesn't pay that much, but it's an easy 50 bucks a shot.

Sorry to disappoint your sticky fantasy.

Man, the things I'd do for $50.

No fucking way! Bander, that is awesome. What a talent! Can you say "From all of us here at Channel 4 News, I'm Ron Burgundy. Go Fuck yourself, San Diego!"

For a fee.

Here is another one I did in 2007:

Note: I was supposed to be the "translation voice," but was replaced by a more ethno-centric individual.

Not that there's anything wrong with that:

http://ourohio.org/index.php?page=1033

The quilt lady is pretty sexy. In a "not having a definable neck" sort of way.

Yeah, she does have a sort of Humpty-Dumpty thing going on there.