All my fetishes fit in the clothing category.

The only things I don't understand in that chart are, wtf are "shrimping", "sploshing" and "mudlarking"?

Shrimping and mudlarking don't sound like fun, but I might have sploshed before. I'm not sure. Is that anything like moshing?

You don't know shrimping???? How did I ever look up to you?

I know shrimping is cumming in your partner's asshole and then sucking out the cum and shit and whatever is in there with a straw.

Never heard of sploshing and mudlarking, but thankfully there is the urban dictionary and wikipedia website.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... =sploshing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mudlark

None of this sounds like as much fun as I had imagined.

I don't know, Troy. Depending on the group size/composition, this one has potential. BTW - who here is an amputee wannabe?

I suppose, if food fight orgies is your thing it could be okay. I get grossed out when theres a hair in resturaunt food, though. Thinking it might be some other guys butt hair makes me lose my appetite and erection simultaneously, however.

Stump fuckers are insane. Not as insane as anyone who gets turned on by poop, but insane none the less. I hate when they mix the stump fucker porn in with my usual batch of filth.