NASA just raped my childhood.


http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/space/08/2 ... index.html

In Uranus?

In the back seat of my Saturn.

I thought you drove a Mercury

I did, until I met this chick from Venus.

Earth sucks.

Hungry? Eat a Mars.

But seriously, I wonder how many other planets are in danger of being demoted. Criteria seems kinda ify.

...Like Jupiter, for example. It's apparently just a big ball of gas, sort like a retarded sun or a star with Down Syndrome. How is that a planet?