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A blonde Natalie Portman was spotted in Buenos Aires getting in a fight with some paparazzi, which makes the third case this week of celebrities suddenly getting in tussles with photographers. Maybe somebody has been hiding steroids in their food. Or sending out memos saying the paparazzi killed their parents. And maybe that somebody was me. Because I'll be damned if I'll let a court order stop me from hiding steroids in food and telling people their parents were murdered by a bunch of dudes with cameras.
