"Available" as in ?

When did Kirsten become Tom Cruise? Or maybe he used his Scientology sorcery to takeover her conscience?

I don't seem to have that problem, so maybe it's a personal issue. Like VD, except it's all really someone elses fault this time. Or maybe you have a techno-poltergeist, a technogeist if you will.

In answer to this threads titular question, however, I haven't seen IU on here in a while. You have been here more recently than he, and you only seem to show up here when your other haunt goes down, or there is some sort special-ops of internet LoL to be spread.

PS- scientologists don't eat methcenta burritos, they convince you that you need one to live better and then sell you a years supply. Fucking xenu-lovers.

Meerly an observation miss, I don't care where you spread your legs, er...I mean joy, around the internet. Nice to see you brought bandersnatch out of the witness protection program with you.

you are stupid and sad.

Well, yeah. WTF do you mean you have to log in twice?? Maybe you're on double secret probation or something.

what has female hygeine got to do with IU..??

I don't get it.

Watch out for the hydrogen bomb volcanoes. I feel the midiclorians (or whatever scientologists call them) coursing through my veins.

can I be your second best friend?

mmm....booze milk. Nectar of the Gods.

how about you open up so we can all have a growl.