I got this ass kicking deal, so I'm going to Disneyworldland for a week. Including airfare, hotel, 5day passes to everything for 2 people and whatever passes for thier 'food too' plan, it only cost me $2100. Plus it came with a real vagina posessing woman I get to take with me.

So you folks will be without my babble for 6 straight days, have fun working and paying bills and stuff. I hope that hurricane scared away all the families and rich people.

Universal > Disney

$2100 is a pretty good price for the woman alone. In some cities a woman can cost you $2000 or more a day. Good going.

when i read "good buy" in the subject i was thinking of my own luck last week. found this nugget in my bag of swag.


http://users3.ev1.net/~lercia/temp.pic/100_2350.JPG

Expensive lady.

Okay, so I go away for a week, and I'm back with my report. The Good buy gets two thumbs up, as does the woman. Hopefully in 9 months she will begin birthing my mutant overlord offspring. I have some details beyond that to share however.

There are only 15-20 non-spanish people in all of Florida, so if you are a honkey, don't expect to feel like you are at any point 'fitting in'. Also, Disney is a great resort if you dont expect to tire of pointing out how contrived and comercialized each superficial square inch of it is.

Every single good feeling or thing in life has been reduced to a cheezy cartoon character and marketed on every possible item, and in multiple sizes and colors. If you can get past that and realize that it beats the hell out of working for a few days, then it's a lot of fun. Be sure to buy it all online months in advance and load up with all the options, because once you get there everything costs 5-10 times more, no shit.

Also, the amount of really bad parents and thouroughly bratty children slapping each other around really surprised me. As did catching up on the online news (btw we're all fucked). All in all, I had a good time. Take a woman who looks good in a bikini, because there isn't a lot of eye candy down there. Unless you're into 40-ish milfs who beat thier kids in public and have thier thong hanging out of thier tericloth beach shorts that used to fit back in 83'.

All in all, I bought only one item, the overpriced Boba Fett basketball jersey in the store that serves as the exit to 'Star Tours'. I couldn't help myself, there was something appealing about getting on the return flight in a shirt that said 'ASSASSINS' down the front.