Ouch. Fucking stupid bastard.

Deuce, you the best he-bitch in my man stable.

Wake me when I forget I read that...

Would you like to kiss my rod goodnight?

Shit, let's pretend that there are no pics. Actually, lets just delete the thread and pretend that nothing like this can ever happen.

Oooooh, that's just the way I like my hotdog. A little burnt. Mmmm-mmm, bitch.

Maybe he can hook up with this guy:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3286721.stm

I'd imagine that the victim in question was probably feeling a little weird, a little nervous apprehension about the whole thing. But once he realized he'd gone as far as to share his own penis for dinner and was way too deep into post-Bobbitt territory, it was probably a lot easier to follow through with the rest of the plan.