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Fantana
Post Posted: July 12th 2005 6:42 am
 
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i also cannot read all of that, so my problem is an unsolved mystery
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Bandersnatch
Post Posted: July 12th 2005 6:57 am
 
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Fantana wrote:
i also cannot read all of that, so my problem is an unsolved mystery


Take a few minutes to read all of it, and solved your mystery will be. :?
Otherwise, I can only refer you to Dr. Demodex.


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Fantana
Post Posted: July 14th 2005 10:05 pm
 
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after having had sex with Staceeeeeeeeeeee, can you prescribe penicillin? or will the disease spread?
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Post Posted: July 18th 2005 6:12 am
 
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where did you get your license Dr. Bandersnatch?


http://bmv.ohio.gov/bmv.asp

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...and can you prescribe vicodin?


I do not prescribe, nor do I recommend vicodin, primarily due to the imitation fruit flavoring. I do suggest you try a brick and some Advil. If the problem persists, continue asking for my advice in this highly respected internet message board.

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after having had sex with Staceeeeeeeeeeee, can you prescribe penicillin? or will the disease spread?


More information and graphic details of the sexual activity is needed before I can make an accurate prescription...

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Post Posted: July 18th 2005 7:51 am
 
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Fantana wrote:
after having had sex with Staceeeeeeeeeeee, can you prescribe penicillin? or will the disease spread?


Is this your first inter-tranny experience or is it a fetish of yours?
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Fantana
Post Posted: July 18th 2005 2:56 pm
 
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Aba used to be my b/gf so its a fetish...
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Post Posted: July 19th 2005 5:35 am
 
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Dr.Bandersnatch still needs more information and graphic sexual details to further study this case.

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Post Posted: July 19th 2005 11:40 am
 
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Medicine cannot solve the sexual fetish, it simply is.
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Bandersnatch
Post Posted: August 1st 2005 8:43 am
 
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Dr.Bandersnatch presents...

Amazing Psychological Studies in Art!

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Describe what you see in these images:
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Lords name in vain
Post Posted: August 1st 2005 4:35 pm
 
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I see three penis' and an anus
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Bandersnatch
Post Posted: August 1st 2005 8:48 pm
 
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You will be killed in a freak bowling accident, and your name will be misspelled for all of eternity.

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Next?
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Bandersnatch
Post Posted: August 2nd 2005 5:46 am
 
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Japanese sex manual.


Bingo!

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Artmaul
Post Posted: August 2nd 2005 6:48 pm
 
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Dr. Bandersnatch,

What does it mean when people post images of goatse?
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Bandersnatch
Post Posted: August 2nd 2005 9:01 pm
 
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The so-called "goatse" virus has no real meaning or intent. However, anyone stricken by the urge to post goatsesque is advised to take these specific precautionary measures:

1) Unplug computer.

2) Burn computer.

3) Burn self with computer.

4) Unplug self.

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Slug
Post Posted: August 3rd 2005 2:50 am
 
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Will burning your eye's help as well?
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Bandersnatch
Post Posted: September 8th 2005 5:29 am
 
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Ok kids, time for some more questions. I'm sure you all have some ailments to describe to me, what with all the viruses being spawned down in N'Awleens these days...

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ETandElliott
Post Posted: September 8th 2005 5:30 am
 
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What's it mean when you watch the news and you feel the need to dislike all black people?
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Bandersnatch
Post Posted: September 8th 2005 6:09 am
 
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ETAndElliot4Ever wrote:
What's it mean when you watch the news and you feel the need to dislike all black people?


This means you are in need of some of Dr. B's All-Purpose Minstrel Show Theropy, which is garroonteed to sooth what ails ya and is currently on tour on rooftops all acrosst N'Awleens:

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kremzike
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Is there some type of mental condition that leads people to engage in what has popularly become known as culture jamming?

Hooray. Post 100 & page 3. As a follow up, did you ever dream that your online medical practice would reach such heights?
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Post Posted: September 8th 2005 1:11 pm
 
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Is there some type of mental condition that leads people to engage in what has popularly become known as culture jamming?


"Paranoia."


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did you ever dream that your online medical practice would reach such heights?


Yes.



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