Damned Internet!

Somewhere right now Troy is fapping to the rhythm of her jiggle.

Must be jelly cuz jam don't shake like that

Now all I can hear is Rhythm is Gonna Get You while watching that gif. Thanks.

Ok, there are limits people.

The gal pictured above clearly is in possesion of a 'gutflap', a portion of abdominal adipose tissue that has become ample enough to protruded off the abdomen and now covers the front of the pubis and illiac regions, or further dependant regions of the groinal area. In this configuration, an individual can acquire a funky layer of nasty within the meaty folds consisting of bodily secretions and dirt from the outside world.

Girls with gutflaps have initiated the 'maybe shes too fat' clause of the rationality complex.

For starters, who wants to hold that up when ya go downtown? Or, if said gutflapper gets on top of you, that extra layer may push downward with enough pressure to detach one of your nuts. And scariest of all, the exceptionally sized gutflaps as pictured above, can make it difficult for said gal to reach downward and maintain proper hygiene in her genital and anal regions. Which means that it is likely she has been farming bio-spice down there, a spice I'd rather not get on my skin because I think I'm allergic.

And just so you know, it's Rythm of the Night by DeBarge, not some Gloria Estefan garbage, from one of my all-time favoritest non-Star Wars movies, The Last Dragon. When I was 10, I was sure I'd grow up to alternate between kung-fu uniforms and functional suits of armor as my 'adult' wardrobe. It still might happen.

Better?

Better get a bucket...

This should push it over then....

[marq=down]:goatse: [/marq][marq=right]No no no, you have it all wrong. [/marq] [marq=up]:goatse: [/marq]

since when are animated gifs allowed here?

I like her jiggle better

Tis very nice.

Ok, just when I was about to complain about you guys ass-raping my totally awesome thread with elmo-y harry-potter level-ish shit, I am undone.


That thing above is the most surreal and bizarely fantastic thing I have seen in a long time. Nice job to who/evr made it, and thanks for posting!

Ponders if i should ruin the moment.

More lovin' for Troy

If she lost about 30 lbs Id break more than a chair off in that big ol' ass.

I'd tickle that Elmo ...

Happy holidays MF. Did I mention I hate turkey? What a miserable bird. Who thought it would make good eating? I'll tell you who, a bunch of freezing pilgrim protestant D-bags who didn't bring any cows over on the boat. Well, except for the cows they claimed as family. Still, fuck turkey. I'm having steak for the remainder of my holidays.

Besides, turkey is low in fat. None of the broads on my x-mas list should be going for low-fat anything.

I'm no fan of turkey, either. Shit's always dry. And family and friends are too polite to ever acknowledge it.

Ham's a good alternative, though.

Happy holidays, MF!

Even better, make the turkey more appealing by dressing it in Bacon.

If your turkey is dry, then it wasn't cooked properly.




(That's what she said?)