From the fully-revised new Fourth Edition of Merriam-Webster's Official Dictionary:


"pisspumpofcrotchcrickets"--noun (15th century) 1 : a chirping, leaping orthopteran insectum device located in the lower abdomen that raises, transfers, or compresses urine or that attenuates gases esp. by suckage or pressure or both



This is now my new favorite word.

my teacher told me columbus entertained hisself by throwin nigger babys overboard is it tru

Pepsi Vanilla and Goldschagger. Sound weirds but it's good.

Macallen cask strength! Expensive but worth every penny

As far as beer goes, I drink Rolling Rock, Bud Ice, and MGD.

Glenfiddich 18yr is the shit.

wine for me mostly, although I do dark beers, martinis (and not the apple pucker shit), gin and tonic and the odd scotch on the rocks as well.

Forgot to mention Boone's Farm. I know it's kinda high school, but it's cheap, it tastes good, and it works.